I'll set the scene, it's a Saturday night, the weather is a little rainy, I'm surrounded by people ready to party, all in high spirits, all a little tipsy, and all smiling.. then, there I am, with what can only be described as regurgitated chicken burgers and orange juice in my hair, someone elses clothes on, and my eyes rolling back into my head, slumped in my boyfriends arms. I was a mess.
The story goes like this (as I'm sure you are raring to hear the in's and out's of my chunder filled expedition), Maria picked me up to get ready for her birthday night out, we went to hers and had a bottle of vino between us, whilst we got ready, my make-up went on nicely (meaning the wine had not yet tipsyfied me, or it had tipsyfied me to the extent that I could not tell if my make-up was nice or not, I'm going to go with the former option), then we settled down for a few more beverages, vodka and orange juice was my choice of tipple, went down quite nicely, we wore some wigs, took some pics, all was very funny, I could feel the alcohol taking over now, as I was starting to tap my feet and shake my booty to music being played from youtube.. but I continued to chuck back the drinks, this time pink champagne.. what can now only be known as, the bubbles that pushed me over the edge..
Now if I'm honest, I don't really remember the walk/stumble to the station, or the train journey either, what I do remember however, is the first bought of vomit.. still on the train (classy) into my own lap (classy) out of my nose (classy) and then a train bin, being shoved into my face to catch said vomit.. I think it was too late for that.
All of a sudden we were off the train, I don't remember getting off it, I was possibly dragged? Then I was faced with the task of.. getting to the club.. I decided almost immediately that this was no longer a possibility, as my feet were not walking in the way my brain was telling them too (imagine a new born deer taking it's first steps) I kindly suggested that my friends go without me.. and leave me, I would be JUST FINE.. afterall, my boyfriend would be there soon to save the day..
Now another blank kicked in and I "woke up" on a platform, what one? I'm not sure, head in my hands, perched on a bench, still vomiting, it's funny how the station spins when you're in that position, and I felt something wet in my hand. No, it was not more vomit, it was a wetwipe, some kind stranger, had provided my with a wetwipe to mop myself. Now whilst this had a lovely sentiment behind it, it was about as useful as a tampon in a pint glass when it came to soaking up my vomit.
I used my bambi legs, and found a toilet on platform 6 (my new favorite place) and made it my new home for the evening, I continued to chunder, it looked like orange rice pudding, then I realised, that my clothes were saturated in bile and second hand alcohol, not a good look if I ever wanted to make it to my actual home, so off came the clothes, I cleaned myself up using allot of toilet tissue, works wonders, who needs showers?? Then I called upon the opinion of some superhero look-alikes that were queuing for the toilet that I had been in so long that I could claim squatters rights for. They agree'd that my clothes would probably never be the same again, and were definately not fit to be worn home. So I threw them in the out of order toilet that was next to my home-toilet.
There I was, sick stained, in my bra and pants, barefoot in a stinky public toilet, finding this all QUITE amusing, when I suddenly remembered that Benjamin was coming to my rescue, I peeked from behind the toilets, and there he was, looking straight at me, with a disappointed/confused/embarassed look upon his face, my face was overwhelmed with happiness that I would not have to fashion a dress out of toilet paper and stumble home alone, I would have someone to laugh at me while I was doing it, but to my avail, he had CLOTHES for me to wear, now they weren't my clothes, they were his, which made the fit slightly loose, and long in the legs, but they were clothes none-the less! I donned my Asda trousers and Charlton shirt, and followed Benjamin to a train.. I was doing a whole new walk of shame, as please bare in mind it was no later than 11pm.
I did a tiny bit more sick on the train, my amazing boyfriend was so concerned, for his clothes, and held back my hair for me.
We got home, I bathed, I laughed, and I passed out.
In conculsion, I am now, on the wagon.. for now..
Thursday, 12 August 2010
Friday, 16 July 2010
Boring load of shit.
Blog neglecter, that's what I am.
I need to try and remember the past few weeks, so I can write them down, otherwise when I'm old, grey and senile I can look back at this and remember my life. Although knowing me, I'll still have no memory of it.
Right.. so a few weeks ago I'll start..
Had a LOVELY Thursday night dinner round Bundles yard, the first time I'd ever been there, it was delightful. She cooked for me and scrabbit, and we had chats. Then she tried to force me into going to her Ann Summers party, which incidently is this weekend, and I am NOT attending. She thought showing me a catelog full of corn on the cop dildos and other odd shaped squid-like creatures. I was left unconvinced.
That was the same week I went out with work, drunk some Pimms, and did a very bad fake-tan job when I got in.. this caused bundles many-a-laugh.
On the Friday of that week, I went out with some of the bestages up to London town, did some drunk dancing, lost Maria, nearly knocked the wife out with my elbow, nearly wet myself in Orpington high street, and took many an awful picture.
Next day, I don't remember, now I know I did something, HMMM, nope, it's gone.
The Sunday, Wireless festival, was somewhat excellent. Mr Hudson, was a massive disappointment, although he is amazingly beautiful, he might just be the most boring arrogant pretentious man on the face of the earth. All my hopes and dreams of marrying him have been shattered by wireless festival. Saw lots of other fabulous people, Lily Allen, Jay-Z, etc etc. AND saw actual real life celebs in REAL LIFE. Like, Lewis Hamilton, and GUS FROM EASTENDERS!!!! Was an amazing day. I could not have been dirtier when I got home, I was a different race. I had to have a midnight bath to remove all the filth!
The day after this, I had off of work, which is a rare speciality! Spent it with Benjamas, we went to London, had some lunchies, and THEN went to the museum with the massive chair. It was an ODD experience, lots of skulls and dead things. Bit creepy, but an interesting experience.
TBH I'm bored of relaying the past weeks weeks activities. So I give up.
It's fucking boring anyway. I have shit-all to write these days.
I need to try and remember the past few weeks, so I can write them down, otherwise when I'm old, grey and senile I can look back at this and remember my life. Although knowing me, I'll still have no memory of it.
Right.. so a few weeks ago I'll start..
Had a LOVELY Thursday night dinner round Bundles yard, the first time I'd ever been there, it was delightful. She cooked for me and scrabbit, and we had chats. Then she tried to force me into going to her Ann Summers party, which incidently is this weekend, and I am NOT attending. She thought showing me a catelog full of corn on the cop dildos and other odd shaped squid-like creatures. I was left unconvinced.
That was the same week I went out with work, drunk some Pimms, and did a very bad fake-tan job when I got in.. this caused bundles many-a-laugh.
On the Friday of that week, I went out with some of the bestages up to London town, did some drunk dancing, lost Maria, nearly knocked the wife out with my elbow, nearly wet myself in Orpington high street, and took many an awful picture.
Next day, I don't remember, now I know I did something, HMMM, nope, it's gone.
The Sunday, Wireless festival, was somewhat excellent. Mr Hudson, was a massive disappointment, although he is amazingly beautiful, he might just be the most boring arrogant pretentious man on the face of the earth. All my hopes and dreams of marrying him have been shattered by wireless festival. Saw lots of other fabulous people, Lily Allen, Jay-Z, etc etc. AND saw actual real life celebs in REAL LIFE. Like, Lewis Hamilton, and GUS FROM EASTENDERS!!!! Was an amazing day. I could not have been dirtier when I got home, I was a different race. I had to have a midnight bath to remove all the filth!
The day after this, I had off of work, which is a rare speciality! Spent it with Benjamas, we went to London, had some lunchies, and THEN went to the museum with the massive chair. It was an ODD experience, lots of skulls and dead things. Bit creepy, but an interesting experience.
TBH I'm bored of relaying the past weeks weeks activities. So I give up.
It's fucking boring anyway. I have shit-all to write these days.
Monday, 21 June 2010
I'm Luke I'm 5 and my dad's Bruce Lee..
I wish for the above song to GET OUT OF MY EFFING HEAD.
My weekend consisted of lots of Benjamin, some Nanny, some curry, some pizza, lots of chocolate, The Sims 3, and plently of sleeping. so over-all, a good weekend.
I terrorised Benjamas in his sleep, which makes me one VERY amused girl, but now I'm scared for his revenge.
I'm craving another piercing, but where?? It's a hard decision to make.. There's so many I want.
I don't really have much else to write about to be honest. EXCEPT for my love of the tramp I spoke to on Saturday night, he was so cool. I miss him. Although he wouldn't accept my gift of a rose.
My weekend consisted of lots of Benjamin, some Nanny, some curry, some pizza, lots of chocolate, The Sims 3, and plently of sleeping. so over-all, a good weekend.
I terrorised Benjamas in his sleep, which makes me one VERY amused girl, but now I'm scared for his revenge.
I'm craving another piercing, but where?? It's a hard decision to make.. There's so many I want.
I don't really have much else to write about to be honest. EXCEPT for my love of the tramp I spoke to on Saturday night, he was so cool. I miss him. Although he wouldn't accept my gift of a rose.
Sunday, 13 June 2010
Back by popular demand..
I have been a BAD mash potato and haven't written for a number of weeks.
Now when I say "black by popular demand" I mean Joy complained about my lack of bloggery. So bundles, I am very sorry.
This won't be an interesting blog, as I'm in a good mood, and I only write amusing blogs when I have rage, normally bus-rage.
Catch-ups.. It's been a month since I have written, do you think I can remember everything I have done? If you do, then you clearly do not know me very well atall, my sieve-like memory can definately go no further back than 2 weeks ago, so I'll go with that..
Devon, I went to Devon for my georgous cousin Stacey's 18th birthday celebrations, I won't lie, the trip was long, and felt even longer as I was surrounded by leprechaun childeren, singing, loudly, in the QUIET carriage, I did however, refrain from bludgeoning them, so that's a plus, man-slaughter won't look good on my CV. Was lovely to see my family, and had lots of laughs, went out in Plymouth. I have a feeling I may have drunk a liiiiittle too much that night, as allot of it is gone from my memory, and I still have no idea whether I was actually sick, or whether it was an odd lie that I was telling everyone. Either way, I had fun, I think.
Last weekend I saw Benjamas :), then saw Flobbster, which was nice, had some food and got excited about Australia, and saw Boy Ashley, which was a some-what disturbing experience due to the film we saw. The Killer Inside Me. Do not see it if you want to be of sane piece of mind, I'm still not fully recovered from this violent happening.
This week I had a small life blip, went slightly mental, and cracked up, but also recovered from this swiftly and am now back to my usual, grumpy, but content, self. So woop. :)
This weekend, I again, saw Benjamas, made him some dinner, like the good girl that I am, and went to work with him to get mutilated. Two stabbings and one colouring-in later, and I'm a jolly girl. I'd be slightly jollier if my hand (which I got pierced) wasn't still bleeding a day and a half later. But fingers crossed it will stop sometime soon.
Today, I have done sweet F.A, moving from bed, to computer, to chair, to bed...repeat to fade.
Now when I say "black by popular demand" I mean Joy complained about my lack of bloggery. So bundles, I am very sorry.
This won't be an interesting blog, as I'm in a good mood, and I only write amusing blogs when I have rage, normally bus-rage.
Catch-ups.. It's been a month since I have written, do you think I can remember everything I have done? If you do, then you clearly do not know me very well atall, my sieve-like memory can definately go no further back than 2 weeks ago, so I'll go with that..
Devon, I went to Devon for my georgous cousin Stacey's 18th birthday celebrations, I won't lie, the trip was long, and felt even longer as I was surrounded by leprechaun childeren, singing, loudly, in the QUIET carriage, I did however, refrain from bludgeoning them, so that's a plus, man-slaughter won't look good on my CV. Was lovely to see my family, and had lots of laughs, went out in Plymouth. I have a feeling I may have drunk a liiiiittle too much that night, as allot of it is gone from my memory, and I still have no idea whether I was actually sick, or whether it was an odd lie that I was telling everyone. Either way, I had fun, I think.
Last weekend I saw Benjamas :), then saw Flobbster, which was nice, had some food and got excited about Australia, and saw Boy Ashley, which was a some-what disturbing experience due to the film we saw. The Killer Inside Me. Do not see it if you want to be of sane piece of mind, I'm still not fully recovered from this violent happening.
This week I had a small life blip, went slightly mental, and cracked up, but also recovered from this swiftly and am now back to my usual, grumpy, but content, self. So woop. :)
This weekend, I again, saw Benjamas, made him some dinner, like the good girl that I am, and went to work with him to get mutilated. Two stabbings and one colouring-in later, and I'm a jolly girl. I'd be slightly jollier if my hand (which I got pierced) wasn't still bleeding a day and a half later. But fingers crossed it will stop sometime soon.
Today, I have done sweet F.A, moving from bed, to computer, to chair, to bed...repeat to fade.
Saturday, 15 May 2010
Do I stress you out, my sweater's on backwards and inside out..
I haven't blogged since bugger knows when, I am therefore a bad bad person!
Now I shall rant.. Saturday's, I like to spend them, in bed, or out shopping, or with fun people, or just slobbing about. Today.. I am waiting for some DICKY engineers to come and fix our house.. they were MEANT to come on Tuesday, but didn't, so were promised for today. 9:15, mum calls them, they say they're outside.. 10:00.. are they here yet?? 3 guesses.. So I call, and apparently he got called away on an urgent job, so they're trying to find someone to cover him now.. EXCELLENT.. so I could have slept for ATLEAST two more hours.
It's a lovely sunny day, and I'm waiting in for THIS. They're getting gob-tea if they ever turn up.
In other news, Brighton last weekend was a bundle of laugh's, (that sounds sarcastic, it's not meant to be) now the weather was dog poops, but we had yummy lunch, did some shopping, of course I bought a new dress, managed to sneak Sam into the hotel even though she wasn't meant to be.. CRIMINALS! Spent about 6 hours getting ready, and having a sing-song in the mirror.. had soe scrummy shots in Vodka Revssss, and danced to some AMAZINGLY cheesey 90's pop. 5ive I love you! Then went to Oceana, which, well, is awful, the music is okay.. but the people, it's like a tramp fest, horrid trampy scabs everywhere, no I do not want to hold your hand, and no I do not want you to grab my arse, DO ONE. Then we snuck Sam back into the hotel, and me and Dizzle watched some Vampire Diaries, amazing way to finish a night.
Next day we packed up, I nearlt left my camera and my hair dryer in the room, but this crisis was averted.. me and Dizzle watched Something for the Weekend, and she banged on the wall for a good while. Then we went and faffed around for half hour while the girls decided where to eat, bought a windmill, and left.. There was a small hiccup with paying for the carpark, and starting the car, but we made it home safe and sound, and noone wet theirselves on the way home :) Happy days!
This week I have left like crap and had a day off work, dam evil headache! But I managed to pass my theory test which is happy news. And as a reward, I got a unicorn :) :)
I don't think I have anything else to blog about. Apart from my RAGE.
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Now I shall rant.. Saturday's, I like to spend them, in bed, or out shopping, or with fun people, or just slobbing about. Today.. I am waiting for some DICKY engineers to come and fix our house.. they were MEANT to come on Tuesday, but didn't, so were promised for today. 9:15, mum calls them, they say they're outside.. 10:00.. are they here yet?? 3 guesses.. So I call, and apparently he got called away on an urgent job, so they're trying to find someone to cover him now.. EXCELLENT.. so I could have slept for ATLEAST two more hours.
It's a lovely sunny day, and I'm waiting in for THIS. They're getting gob-tea if they ever turn up.
In other news, Brighton last weekend was a bundle of laugh's, (that sounds sarcastic, it's not meant to be) now the weather was dog poops, but we had yummy lunch, did some shopping, of course I bought a new dress, managed to sneak Sam into the hotel even though she wasn't meant to be.. CRIMINALS! Spent about 6 hours getting ready, and having a sing-song in the mirror.. had soe scrummy shots in Vodka Revssss, and danced to some AMAZINGLY cheesey 90's pop. 5ive I love you! Then went to Oceana, which, well, is awful, the music is okay.. but the people, it's like a tramp fest, horrid trampy scabs everywhere, no I do not want to hold your hand, and no I do not want you to grab my arse, DO ONE. Then we snuck Sam back into the hotel, and me and Dizzle watched some Vampire Diaries, amazing way to finish a night.
Next day we packed up, I nearlt left my camera and my hair dryer in the room, but this crisis was averted.. me and Dizzle watched Something for the Weekend, and she banged on the wall for a good while. Then we went and faffed around for half hour while the girls decided where to eat, bought a windmill, and left.. There was a small hiccup with paying for the carpark, and starting the car, but we made it home safe and sound, and noone wet theirselves on the way home :) Happy days!
This week I have left like crap and had a day off work, dam evil headache! But I managed to pass my theory test which is happy news. And as a reward, I got a unicorn :) :)
I don't think I have anything else to blog about. Apart from my RAGE.
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Thursday, 6 May 2010
Let's go to a rave and behave like we're tripping simply because we're so in love.
*boogie woogie woogie*
Shaking my bootie on lunch! Woowoowoo. I'm in a better mood than I was yesterday. Yesterday I had rage with life. I realised that I have 0 monies spare every month (almost) which is so sad. I need to buy pretties, and I cannot buy pretties if I have 0 monies. But.. getting rage about it won't make the situation any better, I'll just have to become a gambler and a drunk. It's the only way of surviving.
The apocolypse is still going strong, a bug, FELL from the ceiling, and infront of me, he was trying to get in my mouth to take over my body, but he didn't, I'm bugless.
I have a small headache, I think it's due to the stink of petrol outside. Stupid lawnmower man.
Sometimes, I wish people would STOP SPEAKING, well not stop, just turn the fucking volume down. I don't want to hear your conversations all day long, perlease I do not give a bum.
Should be seeing the scrabbit tonight. I think I'll draw on her.
P.s I'm smitten.
Shaking my bootie on lunch! Woowoowoo. I'm in a better mood than I was yesterday. Yesterday I had rage with life. I realised that I have 0 monies spare every month (almost) which is so sad. I need to buy pretties, and I cannot buy pretties if I have 0 monies. But.. getting rage about it won't make the situation any better, I'll just have to become a gambler and a drunk. It's the only way of surviving.
The apocolypse is still going strong, a bug, FELL from the ceiling, and infront of me, he was trying to get in my mouth to take over my body, but he didn't, I'm bugless.
I have a small headache, I think it's due to the stink of petrol outside. Stupid lawnmower man.
Sometimes, I wish people would STOP SPEAKING, well not stop, just turn the fucking volume down. I don't want to hear your conversations all day long, perlease I do not give a bum.
Should be seeing the scrabbit tonight. I think I'll draw on her.
P.s I'm smitten.
Sunday, 2 May 2010
Killing time..
I'm writing this, for no other reason than to kill time whilse I'm waiting for Ushers album to upload to my phone, so I can listen to his "funky jams" whilst I bathe.
If I'm honest, I don't have much to say.
My crusty face is starting to get on my nerves now, my lip is less exploded, so :) but if the ball falls out of it again, I will go mental.
Had a super time at Tony's 21st bash, was a laugh to be with all the girls (pretty much) for once, rather than just a handful. I miss some of them x 100. When I got home I realised I had attempted to burn the house down, and failed, luckyly, by leaving my hair dryer on for a good 6 hours.. WHY my mum didn't hear this I do not know. My room was like a sauna when I got in, and my deoderant had melted :( how my bed didn't burst into flames, I do not know. I am a spanner.
I have a pony :) :) :) her name is Rainbow Dash, and she is beautiful. I love her more than lemon juice. Which is quite allot. I like lemon juice.
It's been raining allot.
That's all I have to say, and my music still isn't done..
If I'm honest, I don't have much to say.
My crusty face is starting to get on my nerves now, my lip is less exploded, so :) but if the ball falls out of it again, I will go mental.
Had a super time at Tony's 21st bash, was a laugh to be with all the girls (pretty much) for once, rather than just a handful. I miss some of them x 100. When I got home I realised I had attempted to burn the house down, and failed, luckyly, by leaving my hair dryer on for a good 6 hours.. WHY my mum didn't hear this I do not know. My room was like a sauna when I got in, and my deoderant had melted :( how my bed didn't burst into flames, I do not know. I am a spanner.
I have a pony :) :) :) her name is Rainbow Dash, and she is beautiful. I love her more than lemon juice. Which is quite allot. I like lemon juice.
It's been raining allot.
That's all I have to say, and my music still isn't done..
Thursday, 29 April 2010
Sometimes I get so weird, I even freak myself out, I laugh myself to sleep, it's my lullaby..
Yep.. Avril..
I'm at work, I'd prefer not to be, but whatever, I am, so I shall make the most of it, by singing at the top of my voice, this may annoy people, but that's what I want to do, and I am selfish :)
Thorpe park last Sunday was good :) I do love a good thrill ride I do, not to mention pizza hut and sunshine. The Saw Maze sucked a small amount of balls, I was not scared, apart from maybe of the dead hanging pigs, but that's only due to mine and Hayley's lengthy discussions about dead pigs.
I feel a bit dizzy? Why? I think there's thunder in the air. It's making me feel like I'm in a dream. Maybe I am?? If I am, I don't wanna wake up 'cause I'm prob still tired.
Should be a decentish weekend, Tony's birthday Friday :) maybe with some big V action after?? I feel this may be necessary.
Oh I got my lip pierced, twice, I won't lie, it hurt, being stabbed in the lip is NOT a happy feeling. It was barable, and no tears came, but I didn't like that I could feel the needle every step of the way through my flesh. I'd give it an 8 out of 10, and wouldn't recommend it to wimps. But I like how it looks now, apart from the fact my lip is the size of my head (exageration)
I want FISH FINGERS. Maybe I'll cook the lover a gormet fish finger dinner tonight? I am too good to him.
I wish I had more money, I want to see my Maria at the weekend, but I fear I cannot afford to do this, learning to drive and saving for Australia cost TOO MUCH!!!!!!!!! :(
Lottery Saturday I feel!
I'm at work, I'd prefer not to be, but whatever, I am, so I shall make the most of it, by singing at the top of my voice, this may annoy people, but that's what I want to do, and I am selfish :)
Thorpe park last Sunday was good :) I do love a good thrill ride I do, not to mention pizza hut and sunshine. The Saw Maze sucked a small amount of balls, I was not scared, apart from maybe of the dead hanging pigs, but that's only due to mine and Hayley's lengthy discussions about dead pigs.
I feel a bit dizzy? Why? I think there's thunder in the air. It's making me feel like I'm in a dream. Maybe I am?? If I am, I don't wanna wake up 'cause I'm prob still tired.
Should be a decentish weekend, Tony's birthday Friday :) maybe with some big V action after?? I feel this may be necessary.
Oh I got my lip pierced, twice, I won't lie, it hurt, being stabbed in the lip is NOT a happy feeling. It was barable, and no tears came, but I didn't like that I could feel the needle every step of the way through my flesh. I'd give it an 8 out of 10, and wouldn't recommend it to wimps. But I like how it looks now, apart from the fact my lip is the size of my head (exageration)
I want FISH FINGERS. Maybe I'll cook the lover a gormet fish finger dinner tonight? I am too good to him.
I wish I had more money, I want to see my Maria at the weekend, but I fear I cannot afford to do this, learning to drive and saving for Australia cost TOO MUCH!!!!!!!!! :(
Lottery Saturday I feel!
Saturday, 24 April 2010
Lions and pigeons and meerkats OH MY.
ZOoOoOoNIVERSE, was somewhat fabulous :) I do love a fighting lizard or two. But my my my do my feet hurt now, I'm not used to all this standing up, I need a sedan chair and four string hench men to carry me around all day long, that would have made the day perfect!
The weather has just been splendid lately, not splendid enough for me to have gained a tan though. Which leads me to the dilema of whether to fake it today for tonight, or embrace the pale and try to get tanned at the park of Thorpe tomorrow. I need to decide within about 9 mins if I want time for it to actually develop.. tricky decisions, WHY IS LIFE SO HARD :)
Gonna get stabbed in the lip Monday with the scrabbit, I haven't been pierced for so long now, it's only fair.
I've managed to halve my wages in one day already, by saving for Aus, it'll be worth it, but dam it's eating away at my pocket, I'm gonna have to start stealing things, there's nothing wrong with stealing if it makes you happy. :)
Today, I shall watch some Glee, possibly tan, boogie to some music, and do some general chilling, before going out for a boogie with the birthday girls, and I *must* remember not to get drunk, as I hafta be up bright and early tomorrow, but we all know how forgetful I am.
:)
The weather has just been splendid lately, not splendid enough for me to have gained a tan though. Which leads me to the dilema of whether to fake it today for tonight, or embrace the pale and try to get tanned at the park of Thorpe tomorrow. I need to decide within about 9 mins if I want time for it to actually develop.. tricky decisions, WHY IS LIFE SO HARD :)
Gonna get stabbed in the lip Monday with the scrabbit, I haven't been pierced for so long now, it's only fair.
I've managed to halve my wages in one day already, by saving for Aus, it'll be worth it, but dam it's eating away at my pocket, I'm gonna have to start stealing things, there's nothing wrong with stealing if it makes you happy. :)
Today, I shall watch some Glee, possibly tan, boogie to some music, and do some general chilling, before going out for a boogie with the birthday girls, and I *must* remember not to get drunk, as I hafta be up bright and early tomorrow, but we all know how forgetful I am.
:)
Saturday, 17 April 2010
Is this real, 'cause I feel fake..
RW.. good times.
Saw Kick Ass Wednesday, yes, we are cheap, LOVE Orange Wednesdays! It was, not as good as I was expecting, I wanted more humour, instead I got more gore than I bargained for, now I'm not against the gore, infact, I like it in a movie, BUT I didn't think this one needed it. I did do some laugh's, but not as many as I had intended to. I prefered I love you Phillip Morris!
Saw Scrabbit and the Sarah's Thurs, this was nice, especially as there were profiteroles involved. Thanks Mummy Levett! Yum yum. Seeing the Scrab again today, for heavy drinking and mostaches. Excellent.
Friday was happy as I had expected/hoped it to be. :) disappointed I missed Ginger Snaps 2!!!! What a film the first one was.. :S
And here we are, Saturday, I have had time to fake tan and cut a rug, so it's all going well so far. Then the Briony celebrations start. Should be fun, as the sun is shining, and I'm in a summer mood. I need an ice cream please. Please??
Saw Kick Ass Wednesday, yes, we are cheap, LOVE Orange Wednesdays! It was, not as good as I was expecting, I wanted more humour, instead I got more gore than I bargained for, now I'm not against the gore, infact, I like it in a movie, BUT I didn't think this one needed it. I did do some laugh's, but not as many as I had intended to. I prefered I love you Phillip Morris!
Saw Scrabbit and the Sarah's Thurs, this was nice, especially as there were profiteroles involved. Thanks Mummy Levett! Yum yum. Seeing the Scrab again today, for heavy drinking and mostaches. Excellent.
Friday was happy as I had expected/hoped it to be. :) disappointed I missed Ginger Snaps 2!!!! What a film the first one was.. :S
And here we are, Saturday, I have had time to fake tan and cut a rug, so it's all going well so far. Then the Briony celebrations start. Should be fun, as the sun is shining, and I'm in a summer mood. I need an ice cream please. Please??
Tuesday, 13 April 2010
Leave all your love and your loving behind you, can't carry it with you if you want to survive..
Bit of Flo and the Mash. Why not ay!
Haven't blogged for a day or 5, so decided it was time for an update, but unfortunately I have no rants or roaring to do, so it's going to be pretty short and uninteresting.
Been work work working, and today told I may need to do some over time in the near future.. joy of joys, I could do with the money, but the effort it takes puts me off! We all know I'll do it!
Made a decision this week, not one that I wish to reveal to the world, the people that need to know, do know, and it's one that will hopefully make me smile allot, it has done so far :) :)
Going to the cinema with my Floblet tomorrow to see some kick ass, better be as good as everyone is raving about. Then Thursday shall be dinner with the Scrabbit, for a well needed catch up and silliness. Friday should cause some happiness also :) :). aaand Saturday Briony's shin dig, catch up with pretty much ALL the besties. WOOWOO, and a catch up with my good friend, wine. So should be a good week I feel..
AND my weightloss mission is paying off !
So lots of smiles for ME :-D
Haven't blogged for a day or 5, so decided it was time for an update, but unfortunately I have no rants or roaring to do, so it's going to be pretty short and uninteresting.
Been work work working, and today told I may need to do some over time in the near future.. joy of joys, I could do with the money, but the effort it takes puts me off! We all know I'll do it!
Made a decision this week, not one that I wish to reveal to the world, the people that need to know, do know, and it's one that will hopefully make me smile allot, it has done so far :) :)
Going to the cinema with my Floblet tomorrow to see some kick ass, better be as good as everyone is raving about. Then Thursday shall be dinner with the Scrabbit, for a well needed catch up and silliness. Friday should cause some happiness also :) :). aaand Saturday Briony's shin dig, catch up with pretty much ALL the besties. WOOWOO, and a catch up with my good friend, wine. So should be a good week I feel..
AND my weightloss mission is paying off !
So lots of smiles for ME :-D
Thursday, 8 April 2010
It's ICE CREAM WEATHER
Finally, spring is working it's way through, and I'll be able to have a 99!!! This is TOO exciting. Anyone that know's me, know's I have an immense love for ice cream.. and there is something ultra special about a 99, maybe even an oyster, with sprinkles, and choccie sauce.. Yes please!!!
It's so much easier to get out of bed in the morn when the sun is shining (it's still not that easy, don't worry bed, I will always love you)!
I hope it's sunny at the weekend, I will go and play on the swings, alone, that's how I role (I will not really do this). This week has gone lovely and quick, Friday tomorrow, which shall hopefully be a rather good day :-)
Right now, I am having a boogie woogie to a few quality singsongs.. "the last relationship fucked her up, got hurt majorly, finds it hard to trust" "shake ya tambourine.. " oh yeah, I love shakinbg my whammy fanny when mumma is working late.. she just can't handle these moves..wooooo
It's so much easier to get out of bed in the morn when the sun is shining (it's still not that easy, don't worry bed, I will always love you)!
I hope it's sunny at the weekend, I will go and play on the swings, alone, that's how I role (I will not really do this). This week has gone lovely and quick, Friday tomorrow, which shall hopefully be a rather good day :-)
Right now, I am having a boogie woogie to a few quality singsongs.. "the last relationship fucked her up, got hurt majorly, finds it hard to trust" "shake ya tambourine.. " oh yeah, I love shakinbg my whammy fanny when mumma is working late.. she just can't handle these moves..wooooo
Tuesday, 6 April 2010
Happy days.
Well I had a rather splendid weekend. Easter weekend is lovely, four WHOLE days off in a row. WOW.
Thursday after work I went to the cinema, with my little floblett, saw I love you Philip Morris. Was actually really quite good, rather homosexual, but really funny, and made me cry, which, let's be honest, isn't hard.
Friday, I failed to have a lay-in as next door decided it would be good to attempt to burrow into my house. Neighbours are a bum pain!! Then KERRYS BIRTHDAY!! WOOWOOWOO! Now some losers failed to come, which was their loss, as it was a rather decent night! Went to some random pub, and got stalked by an odd gentleman that would not BUGGER OFF. And then went to Roxy's, drunk the most vile cocktail you could imagine, and did some boogieing!! Oh and then had a vile shot of apple vodka, this is not something I would like to repeat!! The saddest moment of the night, is when I flung my arms into the air mid dance move, and my ring flew from my finger never to be seen again. Rest in peace beautiful ring. I love you. Tad dramatic, as it was just a £12 ring from miss selfridge.. but WHATEVER. The cab ride home had is funny moments too, I serenaded everyone with my version of the Glee classic, "You're having my baby" and we went the longest way imaginable to man.
Saturday, after waking up way too early AGAIN, I saw Beard for a breif moment, before realising I was running RIDICULOUSLY late to go to brother chris's, but all turned out well and I made it in time! And he faffed around playing with his hair and posing in the mirrow for another hour before we went out. Then we went Vodka Revolutions in Soho, and consumed rather large amounts of cocktails, wine, and shots, dirty flavoured shots may I add.. This spurred us to take rather allot of awful pictures. THEN some PLEB decided to spill their drink directly in my hair, so I spent a good half hour hugging the hand dryer in the toilets. Then to VENUE.. Most of us made it there in one piece, although the train did try and cut me in half with it's doors. I was saved though. Then I moved onto the redbull, BAD MOVE. I now haven't slept properly for about 3 nights, I had a good 4 cans in about 2 hours. Then we had a nice long busride to bexleyheath, which was incidently nowhere near where we were staying, and got a cab to the brothers from there.
Sunday, after a few hours sleep, I felt like a Zombie for the rest of the day! But stayed at the bro's for a while. Then went home, had a roast dinner, and died infront of the TV.
Monday was also a nice day, but I don't feel like sharing the details, as my lunch hour is over, and I should prob get on with some work!
Overall my weekend has made me a very happy girl.
Thursday after work I went to the cinema, with my little floblett, saw I love you Philip Morris. Was actually really quite good, rather homosexual, but really funny, and made me cry, which, let's be honest, isn't hard.
Friday, I failed to have a lay-in as next door decided it would be good to attempt to burrow into my house. Neighbours are a bum pain!! Then KERRYS BIRTHDAY!! WOOWOOWOO! Now some losers failed to come, which was their loss, as it was a rather decent night! Went to some random pub, and got stalked by an odd gentleman that would not BUGGER OFF. And then went to Roxy's, drunk the most vile cocktail you could imagine, and did some boogieing!! Oh and then had a vile shot of apple vodka, this is not something I would like to repeat!! The saddest moment of the night, is when I flung my arms into the air mid dance move, and my ring flew from my finger never to be seen again. Rest in peace beautiful ring. I love you. Tad dramatic, as it was just a £12 ring from miss selfridge.. but WHATEVER. The cab ride home had is funny moments too, I serenaded everyone with my version of the Glee classic, "You're having my baby" and we went the longest way imaginable to man.
Saturday, after waking up way too early AGAIN, I saw Beard for a breif moment, before realising I was running RIDICULOUSLY late to go to brother chris's, but all turned out well and I made it in time! And he faffed around playing with his hair and posing in the mirrow for another hour before we went out. Then we went Vodka Revolutions in Soho, and consumed rather large amounts of cocktails, wine, and shots, dirty flavoured shots may I add.. This spurred us to take rather allot of awful pictures. THEN some PLEB decided to spill their drink directly in my hair, so I spent a good half hour hugging the hand dryer in the toilets. Then to VENUE.. Most of us made it there in one piece, although the train did try and cut me in half with it's doors. I was saved though. Then I moved onto the redbull, BAD MOVE. I now haven't slept properly for about 3 nights, I had a good 4 cans in about 2 hours. Then we had a nice long busride to bexleyheath, which was incidently nowhere near where we were staying, and got a cab to the brothers from there.
Sunday, after a few hours sleep, I felt like a Zombie for the rest of the day! But stayed at the bro's for a while. Then went home, had a roast dinner, and died infront of the TV.
Monday was also a nice day, but I don't feel like sharing the details, as my lunch hour is over, and I should prob get on with some work!
Overall my weekend has made me a very happy girl.
Wednesday, 31 March 2010
There's a dead Gorilla on the ice.
Comedy Gala yesterday was SO good. I recommend that everyone watches it on Monday. My cheeks were hurting from laughing, and I think I toned my stomach a bit too :)
I love Rob Brydon too much. I also developed more of a love for Noel Fielding, he cracks me up so much, the way his brain works is fantastic (I say this as it's quite like mine) Sean Lock was amazing too. There wasn't one person on there (okay one.. Katie Price.. ) that didn't make me laugh! I recommend highly to all.
Looking forward to Easter weekend, FOUR DAYS OFF IN A ROW!!! As you may detect, I cannot wait. I'm looking forward to doing allot f dancing, some drinking, and allot more laughing. And for those of you that are being beauty school drop-outs, BORE OFF.
This weather is so very miserable, I want some sunshine, it's so hard to drag yourself out of bed when this weather is just vile. If it snows, I SWEAR TO GOD, I will kick someone in the face.
I love Rob Brydon too much. I also developed more of a love for Noel Fielding, he cracks me up so much, the way his brain works is fantastic (I say this as it's quite like mine) Sean Lock was amazing too. There wasn't one person on there (okay one.. Katie Price.. ) that didn't make me laugh! I recommend highly to all.
Looking forward to Easter weekend, FOUR DAYS OFF IN A ROW!!! As you may detect, I cannot wait. I'm looking forward to doing allot f dancing, some drinking, and allot more laughing. And for those of you that are being beauty school drop-outs, BORE OFF.
This weather is so very miserable, I want some sunshine, it's so hard to drag yourself out of bed when this weather is just vile. If it snows, I SWEAR TO GOD, I will kick someone in the face.
Monday, 29 March 2010
I yawn therefore I am.
Been sleepy today, I think I suffered the loss of yesterdays hour today. DAM YOU CLOCKS. I agree with Jason Manford, in October we should put the clocks half hour back and be done with it!!
I have stuff I should be doing, booking my theory test, getting travel insurance, present browsing for my dearests, putting my stuff I need for *COMEDY GALA* tomorrow in my bag. The list goes on. But instead I am watching Fresh Prince of Bel Air, and thinking about what I should be doing. Productive.
I really need to go get my microdermal taken out, :(, but I don't want too unless I can afford to have atleast one more. I don't like loosing a piercing.
I have done some step-ups today, back on mission get-fit. I need a bikini worthy body by Australia, I may have like 6 months, but I think I should definately start now, it's gonna take some work, and I am VERY lazy.
Yesterday I made a few purchases in Bromley, some pretty tights, a jumper, and some sun glasses, YES I know it's meant to snow, but whatever, I wanted to buy atleast one summery thing!
Back to the Fresh Prince..
I have stuff I should be doing, booking my theory test, getting travel insurance, present browsing for my dearests, putting my stuff I need for *COMEDY GALA* tomorrow in my bag. The list goes on. But instead I am watching Fresh Prince of Bel Air, and thinking about what I should be doing. Productive.
I really need to go get my microdermal taken out, :(, but I don't want too unless I can afford to have atleast one more. I don't like loosing a piercing.
I have done some step-ups today, back on mission get-fit. I need a bikini worthy body by Australia, I may have like 6 months, but I think I should definately start now, it's gonna take some work, and I am VERY lazy.
Yesterday I made a few purchases in Bromley, some pretty tights, a jumper, and some sun glasses, YES I know it's meant to snow, but whatever, I wanted to buy atleast one summery thing!
Back to the Fresh Prince..
Friday, 26 March 2010
I'm gonna knock you ouuuuttt, mumma said knock you ouuuut.
There's no reason for today's title, other than it's a tune.
OMG, I just fell on the floor in excitement, actually off of my chair laying on the floor excitement. JONATHAN CREEK NEXT WEEKEND. Yessssssssssssssssssssssssss.
In other less exciting news, I haven't blogged for a few days, I haven't felt that typing urge, but today, I am BORED. I had to make the decision whether to spend this weekend at a friends uni, at bultins, or at home doing nothing, I opted for the sensible option and stayed at home doing nothing, and I am bored fruitless.
So Wednesday I went to see Shutter Island with Laura, was quite good, a few twists and turns, but I did guess what was going to happen (I don't know whether we were meant to guess or not though) but overall I enjoyed. I did have a few absent moments during the film, where I pondered the moth flying around, the sploshy mark on the ceiling, and whether or not to get my lip pierced. The last point is one I have not decided on yet. I want it, the majority of people say I shouldn't, (which kinda makes me wanna do it more) they're just close minded, that or they think it won't suit me!
Thursday, I was asleep by nine! After watching Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs. My conclusion, Snow White is a bitch, she befriends the dwarfs, and they grow to love her, the mourn over her death, and build her an amazing coffin, then she meets a bloke and leaves them all to live in squalor. She is one of my least favorite Disney princesses.
I feel I should tell you about Bus Biscuit Lady, (who barely deserves capital letters at the beggining of her name, as she is as pointless as an inanimate object, like a rock, or a broken dvd player), this woman, (I have mentioned her before in my blogs) is the BAIN of my bus ride. She gets on, and chomps her biscuits, and leaves crumbs everywhere. But anyway, she was sitting over the isle from me, after chomping her biscuits and downing some water, and dropped her umbrella, it made a bang, so instinctivly I looked up, the lady next to me went to pick it up for her, but Biscuit got there first, and whilst she was sitting back up, she caught my gaze, sat up, then turned around to look me up and down, with a look of disgust on her face. Now I did check, and I had no boogers, or anything rancid on my face, so her only reason for doing this, is because she is pure evil. Had there not have been a woman sitting next to me I would have reached over and tapped her on the shoulder (as she was wearing headphones) and asked her what the EFF her problem was, but there was a woman next to me, so I just starred at her for the entire bus ride, and I could see she could see me in the corner of her eye, but she was too chicken poo to turn around, and when I was getting off, I stodd right next to her and starred, but I got no eye contact. BELIEVE ME Bus Buscuit BITCH it is GAME ON. And I will trip you over, and hope you land on your little ratty face, and get that way too short fringe stuck on some sticky chewing gum on the floor.
Wow, that was a longer rant than I had planned.
OMG, I just fell on the floor in excitement, actually off of my chair laying on the floor excitement. JONATHAN CREEK NEXT WEEKEND. Yessssssssssssssssssssssssss.
In other less exciting news, I haven't blogged for a few days, I haven't felt that typing urge, but today, I am BORED. I had to make the decision whether to spend this weekend at a friends uni, at bultins, or at home doing nothing, I opted for the sensible option and stayed at home doing nothing, and I am bored fruitless.
So Wednesday I went to see Shutter Island with Laura, was quite good, a few twists and turns, but I did guess what was going to happen (I don't know whether we were meant to guess or not though) but overall I enjoyed. I did have a few absent moments during the film, where I pondered the moth flying around, the sploshy mark on the ceiling, and whether or not to get my lip pierced. The last point is one I have not decided on yet. I want it, the majority of people say I shouldn't, (which kinda makes me wanna do it more) they're just close minded, that or they think it won't suit me!
Thursday, I was asleep by nine! After watching Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs. My conclusion, Snow White is a bitch, she befriends the dwarfs, and they grow to love her, the mourn over her death, and build her an amazing coffin, then she meets a bloke and leaves them all to live in squalor. She is one of my least favorite Disney princesses.
I feel I should tell you about Bus Biscuit Lady, (who barely deserves capital letters at the beggining of her name, as she is as pointless as an inanimate object, like a rock, or a broken dvd player), this woman, (I have mentioned her before in my blogs) is the BAIN of my bus ride. She gets on, and chomps her biscuits, and leaves crumbs everywhere. But anyway, she was sitting over the isle from me, after chomping her biscuits and downing some water, and dropped her umbrella, it made a bang, so instinctivly I looked up, the lady next to me went to pick it up for her, but Biscuit got there first, and whilst she was sitting back up, she caught my gaze, sat up, then turned around to look me up and down, with a look of disgust on her face. Now I did check, and I had no boogers, or anything rancid on my face, so her only reason for doing this, is because she is pure evil. Had there not have been a woman sitting next to me I would have reached over and tapped her on the shoulder (as she was wearing headphones) and asked her what the EFF her problem was, but there was a woman next to me, so I just starred at her for the entire bus ride, and I could see she could see me in the corner of her eye, but she was too chicken poo to turn around, and when I was getting off, I stodd right next to her and starred, but I got no eye contact. BELIEVE ME Bus Buscuit BITCH it is GAME ON. And I will trip you over, and hope you land on your little ratty face, and get that way too short fringe stuck on some sticky chewing gum on the floor.
Wow, that was a longer rant than I had planned.
Sunday, 21 March 2010
Depressing much..
Stephen Gately tribute.. not something I wanted to watch. I didn't like boyzone ever, but everytime I see them without Stephen Gately I want to cry like a bitch. They just look in pain. So I had explicitly planned NOT to watch this, but mother REFUSES to turn it over. (She doesn't like boyzone either, but Robbie Williams is gonna be on) Ahe also keeps crying. Why torture yourself with this blooming program!!
In other news, found out what's wrong with..him.. and it's all self inflicted, so I lack sympathy. Yeah I'm a cold hearted bitch, but whatever.
Saw my little wifey which was nice, had a catch up. Plesent times.
But overall, this hasn't been the most eventful weekend of all. I watched Prince Caspian which makes me happy. I haven't watched New Moon yet even though it was delivered yesterday! Maybe I'll wait for Laura to come over to watch it. I'm thinking out-type.
I want toast with seeds. Just had a magnum, The diet restarts tomorrow. SKINNY I WILL BE.
This has been a VWERY uninteresting blog, and for this, I apologise.
In other news, found out what's wrong with..him.. and it's all self inflicted, so I lack sympathy. Yeah I'm a cold hearted bitch, but whatever.
Saw my little wifey which was nice, had a catch up. Plesent times.
But overall, this hasn't been the most eventful weekend of all. I watched Prince Caspian which makes me happy. I haven't watched New Moon yet even though it was delivered yesterday! Maybe I'll wait for Laura to come over to watch it. I'm thinking out-type.
I want toast with seeds. Just had a magnum, The diet restarts tomorrow. SKINNY I WILL BE.
This has been a VWERY uninteresting blog, and for this, I apologise.
Friday, 19 March 2010
A day of up's and downs..
I had rage (there's a surprise) it seems since I changed my blogs name, I seem to be moaning more. WEIRD.
Work made me want to jump off a cliff, luckily for all of you, I made it to write another blog. I am SERIOUSLY fed up of being spoken to like I'm a retard though. It wears very thin!
Then I got home, my mood was improving as I shook my whammy fanny to the sounds of the 90's mash up album! Then the there was a message on the house phone, for mum to call my grandma.. so she did, and grandma says that.. he.. is ill. Don't really know how to react, I don't like..him.. but I feel bad for not feeling anything. When I heard her on the phone, I thought he might be dead, it wouldn't surprise me, so it was a small shock that he wasn't. She must be worrying though, as she's even phoned my granddad, who she hasn't spoken to, in I'd guess at about 30 years.. I feel guilty for not feeling anything, all I feel is pity for my grandma.
THEN.. I got a text from one of my favorites, to look on my doorstep, and there, all pretty and amazing, were some beautiful flowers, and a curly wurly. Kerry is THE best. I love you dizzle!
So this has lifted my mood immensley, I looked like the cheshire cat..
This weekend, I am doing nothing, lets hope I don't go out of my mind with boredom. Hoping to see the wife at some point though, so woowoo.
That is all.
Work made me want to jump off a cliff, luckily for all of you, I made it to write another blog. I am SERIOUSLY fed up of being spoken to like I'm a retard though. It wears very thin!
Then I got home, my mood was improving as I shook my whammy fanny to the sounds of the 90's mash up album! Then the there was a message on the house phone, for mum to call my grandma.. so she did, and grandma says that.. he.. is ill. Don't really know how to react, I don't like..him.. but I feel bad for not feeling anything. When I heard her on the phone, I thought he might be dead, it wouldn't surprise me, so it was a small shock that he wasn't. She must be worrying though, as she's even phoned my granddad, who she hasn't spoken to, in I'd guess at about 30 years.. I feel guilty for not feeling anything, all I feel is pity for my grandma.
THEN.. I got a text from one of my favorites, to look on my doorstep, and there, all pretty and amazing, were some beautiful flowers, and a curly wurly. Kerry is THE best. I love you dizzle!
So this has lifted my mood immensley, I looked like the cheshire cat..
This weekend, I am doing nothing, lets hope I don't go out of my mind with boredom. Hoping to see the wife at some point though, so woowoo.
That is all.
Thursday, 18 March 2010
Two blogs in one night, that's just how I roll..
I have RAGE. So I feel the need to write a blog.
When did human beings become such complete and utter waste of spaces, I hope my apocalypse theory (that all this mental weather happening all over the world of late) is correct, and we're gonna start again from scratch.
People are SO corrupt! Since when is it okay, to be provocative to others behind your "loved ones" back, when is it okay to slag off your "loved one" to others, and since when did people start accepting this as a fact of life and thinking it's okay (and letting other people make mugs of them)! When you're with someone, it should be because you don't want anyone else, not because you want to bide your time untill someone better comes along, or because you can get away with messing around behind their back!
Noone mates for life anymore, they just bump uglies at every opportunity, no matter how ugly the uglies are! Just for the sake of it, even if they know they won't remember it in the morning.
I wish I was born a few decades ago, when people fell in love, not lust.
I wish people could just be honest eachother, and not push the boundaries of the relationships because they're so untrusting and pathetic.
Untill I meet someone that shares me views, I shall remain single. ERGO forever.
RANT OVER.
When did human beings become such complete and utter waste of spaces, I hope my apocalypse theory (that all this mental weather happening all over the world of late) is correct, and we're gonna start again from scratch.
People are SO corrupt! Since when is it okay, to be provocative to others behind your "loved ones" back, when is it okay to slag off your "loved one" to others, and since when did people start accepting this as a fact of life and thinking it's okay (and letting other people make mugs of them)! When you're with someone, it should be because you don't want anyone else, not because you want to bide your time untill someone better comes along, or because you can get away with messing around behind their back!
Noone mates for life anymore, they just bump uglies at every opportunity, no matter how ugly the uglies are! Just for the sake of it, even if they know they won't remember it in the morning.
I wish I was born a few decades ago, when people fell in love, not lust.
I wish people could just be honest eachother, and not push the boundaries of the relationships because they're so untrusting and pathetic.
Untill I meet someone that shares me views, I shall remain single. ERGO forever.
RANT OVER.
Lots of rage.. against the machine, against the colleagues.. against anyone who dares to breathe..
WOW.. My work buddies have had a grumpy few days, I haven't actually been too bad, which is a shocker.. but they have been, quite, tetchy, so I did the adult thing, and plugged my headphones on and pretended it wasn't happening (Thank the saweeeeet lord for inventing an ipod!) :) It's funny how a printer can rule peoples lives so much, is was creating real rage ('cause it's broken) I must admit though, it was annoying.
My dresses from boohoo came, they're lovely, have to try them on later, so hopefully they'll look nice, as I really dislike sending things back, so they will sit in my wardrobe, unworn and unloved, untill I give them away.
Spoke to Amy which was nice, can't wait to go to Oz to see her!! Gonna book like, NEXT WEEK.. WEEEEE!! Need to get myself a bikini body, as at the mo it's still a hibernation body!
I still feel okay about my previous cryptic blog, which I am still not disclosing the details of! But.. GO ME. Who'd have ever thought it.. not me, that's for shiz!
Mother is slaving in the kitchen cooking a nice, yet not exactly diet worthy lasagne for dinner, nom nom NOM.
Cannot BELIEVE Jon is gonna have a baby in a weeks time, well not Jon, Emma I guess, either way, WOW, who'd have thought that. Life is full of surprises. Never would have guessed he'd be living in Oz, in his own house, with a girlfriend and a baby, when he was that little horrid school boy knocking everyones wing mirrors off haha. Oh the good old days!
I don't think anything else note-worthy happened today, my cheese was moudly :(
My dresses from boohoo came, they're lovely, have to try them on later, so hopefully they'll look nice, as I really dislike sending things back, so they will sit in my wardrobe, unworn and unloved, untill I give them away.
Spoke to Amy which was nice, can't wait to go to Oz to see her!! Gonna book like, NEXT WEEK.. WEEEEE!! Need to get myself a bikini body, as at the mo it's still a hibernation body!
I still feel okay about my previous cryptic blog, which I am still not disclosing the details of! But.. GO ME. Who'd have ever thought it.. not me, that's for shiz!
Mother is slaving in the kitchen cooking a nice, yet not exactly diet worthy lasagne for dinner, nom nom NOM.
Cannot BELIEVE Jon is gonna have a baby in a weeks time, well not Jon, Emma I guess, either way, WOW, who'd have thought that. Life is full of surprises. Never would have guessed he'd be living in Oz, in his own house, with a girlfriend and a baby, when he was that little horrid school boy knocking everyones wing mirrors off haha. Oh the good old days!
I don't think anything else note-worthy happened today, my cheese was moudly :(
Wednesday, 17 March 2010
Ooops..
Well.. I just did something, that I thought I'd never do. That I haven't done ever, in the whole three years. Wow..
Was kinda horrible, but I didn't cry, or freak.. but I am kinda hot and panicy..
It's a good sign, that I'm getting there. It was a silly thing to do though. Maybe it will help.
How cryptic am I??
I just have to write how I feel down, to stop me from telling anyone, otherwise I may get upset. I don't feel any tears atall even brewing in the background though. So that's a good sign.
In summary, I have been a very silly girl for rather a while, but as of last summer, I am not that silly girl anymore, and slowly, I am getting better :)
It's happy to know there's light at the end of the tunnel.. it was a veryyy long tunnel..
P.s, I sound like I was a drug addict?? I wasn't.
Was kinda horrible, but I didn't cry, or freak.. but I am kinda hot and panicy..
It's a good sign, that I'm getting there. It was a silly thing to do though. Maybe it will help.
How cryptic am I??
I just have to write how I feel down, to stop me from telling anyone, otherwise I may get upset. I don't feel any tears atall even brewing in the background though. So that's a good sign.
In summary, I have been a very silly girl for rather a while, but as of last summer, I am not that silly girl anymore, and slowly, I am getting better :)
It's happy to know there's light at the end of the tunnel.. it was a veryyy long tunnel..
P.s, I sound like I was a drug addict?? I wasn't.
Memory's
I've decided to change the name of my blog, from "constant moaning" to "memoirs of a mash potato" I'll tell you why..
Today I was reading through my old emails, like really old, 04/05, allot of them were making me laugh, but a few of them, I have NO memory of, and they're not insignificant ones, they're things other people remember.. like an email of a massive msn conversation I had with my dear friend Grant, we rowed, about me wanting to uninvite his girlfriend to my 18th party.
Kerry then asked (back in present time) whether I remembered Grant and Jane having a big row when we painted our 6th form common room. NOPE, not even a glimmer of a memory.
Nor do I remember having good friendships with some of the people there where email's from.
Nor do I remember fancying some people that I seem to have emailed about fancying.
ERGO my memory is SHITE.
I shall make my blog more like a diary, less of a rant. Something I can look back on, and it can help me remember the fun, and not so fun times that I have lived through!
So today, I went to work, everyone was a bit stroppy, Kev was off sick, that's it.
Well that's a day to remember isn't it. The only interesting conversations worth writing about are the above ^^^
And the email which made me laugh most of all "AND YOU BETTER FIND MY FUCKING WHITE SHOES" haha, the good old days.
I did order two dresses from boohoo.com, it was a neccessary purchase, I have allot of nights out and birthday's in April, and we all know how I feel about recycling outfits. I will have to for atleast two of the nights. I'll try and jazz them up maybe :S but I'm hardly Gok..
P.S bus biscuit lady was on the bus today, she gives me rage, WHO IN THEIR RIGHT MIND eats 7 digestives for brekfast, with only water to wash it down. FILTH.
Today I was reading through my old emails, like really old, 04/05, allot of them were making me laugh, but a few of them, I have NO memory of, and they're not insignificant ones, they're things other people remember.. like an email of a massive msn conversation I had with my dear friend Grant, we rowed, about me wanting to uninvite his girlfriend to my 18th party.
Kerry then asked (back in present time) whether I remembered Grant and Jane having a big row when we painted our 6th form common room. NOPE, not even a glimmer of a memory.
Nor do I remember having good friendships with some of the people there where email's from.
Nor do I remember fancying some people that I seem to have emailed about fancying.
ERGO my memory is SHITE.
I shall make my blog more like a diary, less of a rant. Something I can look back on, and it can help me remember the fun, and not so fun times that I have lived through!
So today, I went to work, everyone was a bit stroppy, Kev was off sick, that's it.
Well that's a day to remember isn't it. The only interesting conversations worth writing about are the above ^^^
And the email which made me laugh most of all "AND YOU BETTER FIND MY FUCKING WHITE SHOES" haha, the good old days.
I did order two dresses from boohoo.com, it was a neccessary purchase, I have allot of nights out and birthday's in April, and we all know how I feel about recycling outfits. I will have to for atleast two of the nights. I'll try and jazz them up maybe :S but I'm hardly Gok..
P.S bus biscuit lady was on the bus today, she gives me rage, WHO IN THEIR RIGHT MIND eats 7 digestives for brekfast, with only water to wash it down. FILTH.
Monday, 15 March 2010
Workin' 9 - 5..
Well 10 past 9 - 5 today, as I was late :)
I had a driving lesson you see, brrrruuuumm, I stalled.. :-| but I also did a some-what amazing turn in the road! (This is only my second lesson, so I think I deserve ALLOT of praise)
I got more BEADS delivered, they are SO PRETTY.. I'm gonna make something tonight, the excitement is overwhelming.
I just got told off for being a distraction.. RAHUUUUDE! But I am one :)
You're having my baaaaaaaaby..
I had a driving lesson you see, brrrruuuumm, I stalled.. :-| but I also did a some-what amazing turn in the road! (This is only my second lesson, so I think I deserve ALLOT of praise)
I got more BEADS delivered, they are SO PRETTY.. I'm gonna make something tonight, the excitement is overwhelming.
I just got told off for being a distraction.. RAHUUUUDE! But I am one :)
You're having my baaaaaaaaby..
Sunday, 14 March 2010
Tell me how I'm supposed to breathe with no nose..
My nose is out of action, filled to the brim with snot. Had a rubbish night sleep, and I lack energy. This is bad times.
On the plus I bought new bed sheets.. goodness me I have an exciting life.
There really is nothing for me to blog about today, but I feel so bored that I thought I'd write down my thoughts.
I'm starting to have an obsession with Cam Gigandet or whatever his name is. I wore my twilight T-shirt to bed, just so he was in bed with me.. haha, I have an undying urge to bite him.
Goodbye.
On the plus I bought new bed sheets.. goodness me I have an exciting life.
There really is nothing for me to blog about today, but I feel so bored that I thought I'd write down my thoughts.
I'm starting to have an obsession with Cam Gigandet or whatever his name is. I wore my twilight T-shirt to bed, just so he was in bed with me.. haha, I have an undying urge to bite him.
Goodbye.
Saturday, 13 March 2010
So self-aware, so full of shit, so indecisive, so adamant..
That's ME!
Well, this is a late night for me, considering I feel like quite a vast vat of crap, I have no idea why I'm still up. Other than because I'm listening to the glee soundtrack.. that's just how homosexual I am.
I had loads of things that popped into my head to write, but as soon as I opened this page *poooof* they've gone.
Going to pick up mum's mothers day pres tomorrow, I mug that I painted for her, it looked like a crock of crap before it was glazed, so wonder what it looks like now :-| Think it might be one that gets "accidently" broken.
Been talking to a few of my favorites tonight, cakes, having indepth gleechats. Boy Ashley, playing the victim as usual. Good times.
I'm really very tired but just cannot tear myself away from my ipod. Enjoying a little headphone blast, my bottom has moulded like plastecine (but without the smell) rather nicely to my chair.. I may collaspe when I stand up.
I'll go once the 90s mash-ups album has finished downloading, another boogie fest with that one I feel.
It's all about the music that makes you feel good.
Well, this is a late night for me, considering I feel like quite a vast vat of crap, I have no idea why I'm still up. Other than because I'm listening to the glee soundtrack.. that's just how homosexual I am.
I had loads of things that popped into my head to write, but as soon as I opened this page *poooof* they've gone.
Going to pick up mum's mothers day pres tomorrow, I mug that I painted for her, it looked like a crock of crap before it was glazed, so wonder what it looks like now :-| Think it might be one that gets "accidently" broken.
Been talking to a few of my favorites tonight, cakes, having indepth gleechats. Boy Ashley, playing the victim as usual. Good times.
I'm really very tired but just cannot tear myself away from my ipod. Enjoying a little headphone blast, my bottom has moulded like plastecine (but without the smell) rather nicely to my chair.. I may collaspe when I stand up.
I'll go once the 90s mash-ups album has finished downloading, another boogie fest with that one I feel.
It's all about the music that makes you feel good.
Thursday, 11 March 2010
Yummy yummy yummy I have potatoes in my tummy.
Today I have been a big fat BEAST. Mcdonalds for lunch, jacket potatoes for dinner. It's so hard eating healthy when ya have a cold!
Had my first driving lesson today, well not my first one ever in the world, but my first one for like 4 years. It went well, I screamed a little bit, and got a small amount of road rage, but I took off without stalling etc :) Got another one on Monday. I'll be going on road trips all over the country in no time! Where to visit??
Oh I watched Lock Stock for the first time the other day, Rob Brydon is in it, noone told me this, I would have watched it much sooner. I love him. I wish him to be my father. I think I'll write to him and propose this!!
OH OH OH top news of the DAY.. ECLIPSE TRAILOR!!!! Too exciting, I watched, I loved. I can't wait. I fancy taking a week off work to re-read the books, I don't get round to reading much, I should prob do it instead of watching so much TV, but TV takes allot less effort. I'll be seeing cube shaped pea's soon enough!
Discussing my pending trip to Devon to see my beautiful cousin for her birthday. I can't wait, we will rave up big style.. BUT I will have to sort a certain person out when down there, as this person is not declaring his adoration of her publicly, which upsets me. I shall leave this person nameless though.
Bath time I feel.
P.S I have ordered more beads! Jewellary making could prove to be en expensive habit!
Had my first driving lesson today, well not my first one ever in the world, but my first one for like 4 years. It went well, I screamed a little bit, and got a small amount of road rage, but I took off without stalling etc :) Got another one on Monday. I'll be going on road trips all over the country in no time! Where to visit??
Oh I watched Lock Stock for the first time the other day, Rob Brydon is in it, noone told me this, I would have watched it much sooner. I love him. I wish him to be my father. I think I'll write to him and propose this!!
OH OH OH top news of the DAY.. ECLIPSE TRAILOR!!!! Too exciting, I watched, I loved. I can't wait. I fancy taking a week off work to re-read the books, I don't get round to reading much, I should prob do it instead of watching so much TV, but TV takes allot less effort. I'll be seeing cube shaped pea's soon enough!
Discussing my pending trip to Devon to see my beautiful cousin for her birthday. I can't wait, we will rave up big style.. BUT I will have to sort a certain person out when down there, as this person is not declaring his adoration of her publicly, which upsets me. I shall leave this person nameless though.
Bath time I feel.
P.S I have ordered more beads! Jewellary making could prove to be en expensive habit!
Wednesday, 10 March 2010
Snot Blog
This blog will be based mostly around me moaning about the fact, I have a cold. I feel like bum, I cannot sleep, and my nose is sore from repeated wiping, not to mention, I am on constant edge, incase I do the dreading snot sneeze, ya know, the one that takes you by surprise and covers and top lip, and anything directly infront of you, in lots of rank snot. This is my biggest fear. Ever since I did it at primary school, infront of the whole dining hall, paniced and ran out, overlooking the tissue I could have grabbed in my pocket. OH the humiliation.
On a lighter note.. BEADS.. I am OBSESSED now, thanks to my good friend Kerry, with BEADS, and making my own jewells, I ordered the tools etc yesterday, and in my lunch hour today, created a rather pretty (even if I do say so myself) bracelet. It's a pretty smiple one, but I have allot of idea's buzzing around my head for other ones, and after I finish bloggering, I shall order some more bits.
Joy's got me itching for another tattoo after I watched her get one yesterday, it looks rather pretty, even if it isn't finished yet, but I just don't know what one to get yet! Mustn't rush into that decision.
NCIS is on tonight, this makes me VERY happy, although means I have to stay up till the grand hour of TEN O CLOCK.. I'm not sure I'll manage, what with the way I'm feeling right now!
I'm not sure I have anything else to say right now, so goodbye from me, wish me luck with the not snotting thing..
On a lighter note.. BEADS.. I am OBSESSED now, thanks to my good friend Kerry, with BEADS, and making my own jewells, I ordered the tools etc yesterday, and in my lunch hour today, created a rather pretty (even if I do say so myself) bracelet. It's a pretty smiple one, but I have allot of idea's buzzing around my head for other ones, and after I finish bloggering, I shall order some more bits.
Joy's got me itching for another tattoo after I watched her get one yesterday, it looks rather pretty, even if it isn't finished yet, but I just don't know what one to get yet! Mustn't rush into that decision.
NCIS is on tonight, this makes me VERY happy, although means I have to stay up till the grand hour of TEN O CLOCK.. I'm not sure I'll manage, what with the way I'm feeling right now!
I'm not sure I have anything else to say right now, so goodbye from me, wish me luck with the not snotting thing..
Thursday, 4 March 2010
Buy me diamonds and rubies, I'm crazy 'bout Bentleys
A long lyric to sum up my feeling.
It's an exageration, I don't want diamonds or rubies, just some pretty shoesies or costume jewels, and I don't mind buying it myself either, infact that's half of the thrill, but I just MUST NOT.
I did buy myself THE most amazing nail varnish the other day, was delivered today, OPI's Mad as a Matter, it's as amazing as it looks in the pictures! It's made me a smiley lady! I want to paint my walls with it, my eyes may explode due to the sheer prettiness of it, but it would be worth it.
Have to cook my own dinner tonight :-| we know how I despise doing this. SELFISH MOTHER TRYING TO HAVE A LIFE!! Fish and rice is my choice of nom noms, simple and quick. EXCELLENT.
Was going to go for a jog tonight, but I changed my mind, these ankles are just not made for jogging, not to mention I hate the feeling of my bumper wobbling when I move to fast! Feels like it's stretching with every stride. I'll stick to my step-ups on the stairs for now!
ALICE TOMORROW!!!!!!
It's an exageration, I don't want diamonds or rubies, just some pretty shoesies or costume jewels, and I don't mind buying it myself either, infact that's half of the thrill, but I just MUST NOT.
I did buy myself THE most amazing nail varnish the other day, was delivered today, OPI's Mad as a Matter, it's as amazing as it looks in the pictures! It's made me a smiley lady! I want to paint my walls with it, my eyes may explode due to the sheer prettiness of it, but it would be worth it.
Have to cook my own dinner tonight :-| we know how I despise doing this. SELFISH MOTHER TRYING TO HAVE A LIFE!! Fish and rice is my choice of nom noms, simple and quick. EXCELLENT.
Was going to go for a jog tonight, but I changed my mind, these ankles are just not made for jogging, not to mention I hate the feeling of my bumper wobbling when I move to fast! Feels like it's stretching with every stride. I'll stick to my step-ups on the stairs for now!
ALICE TOMORROW!!!!!!
Tuesday, 2 March 2010
Day 5!
So last night, I caved, now be fair on me, it was only some DVD's, and there is logic.. I bought them, so I have something to do, and don't go out as much, ergo, spend less money! But it did feel good, I saw some lovely River Island dresses I need.
Now I don't actually have any nights out for March planned, therefore I suppose I can make do with the things I already have, but April may be busy for nights out, so this could pose a problem.
I am *so* excited to see Alice in Wonderland Friday, I actually cannot wait. I have been waiting for this for years. Alice has been a love of mine since I was tiny, and I read the book about 2 years ago, it was sometimes hard to read, but really worth it, I got lost in Wonderland with Alice.
Been dieting today, well calorie counting, can't really call two bits of choccie fudge cake dieting, but being more aware of what I'm eating is a good start. And I've been doing some light exercise, just to keep my heart rate up, so I burn calories more efficiently, bikini body, HERE I COME. It's good to have something else to focus on aswel as not shopping, concentrating on being thin and being able to buy a size 8 again, that would be AMAZING.
BYE NOW.
Now I don't actually have any nights out for March planned, therefore I suppose I can make do with the things I already have, but April may be busy for nights out, so this could pose a problem.
I am *so* excited to see Alice in Wonderland Friday, I actually cannot wait. I have been waiting for this for years. Alice has been a love of mine since I was tiny, and I read the book about 2 years ago, it was sometimes hard to read, but really worth it, I got lost in Wonderland with Alice.
Been dieting today, well calorie counting, can't really call two bits of choccie fudge cake dieting, but being more aware of what I'm eating is a good start. And I've been doing some light exercise, just to keep my heart rate up, so I burn calories more efficiently, bikini body, HERE I COME. It's good to have something else to focus on aswel as not shopping, concentrating on being thin and being able to buy a size 8 again, that would be AMAZING.
BYE NOW.
Sunday, 28 February 2010
A night of pure silliness
Thought I'd do a quick bit of bloggery, while my chips are cooking.. chip sandwich, just what I need!
Went to Beckenham last night, oniels was full to the brim, so went to some little Irish place that I'd never noticed before, turned out to be one funny night! Shots and snogs and silly faces. (the snogs were not mine.. ergh)
I got told I had big eyes, and asked why my hair was purple, got lied to allot, got rained on, and ultimately laughed, allot. Certain friends do drink a littttle too much though, no your limits lovlies!
This morning, I want to veg out, and buy summery clothes, regardless of the fact the weather is completely vile outside, I feel the need for some sun glasses and sandles, I'd look out of place, but what's new!
We're *still* trying to sort out our trip to brighton, it's not that hard is it, just book it, christ almighty! Everything's a mission!
I have nothing else to say.
Went to Beckenham last night, oniels was full to the brim, so went to some little Irish place that I'd never noticed before, turned out to be one funny night! Shots and snogs and silly faces. (the snogs were not mine.. ergh)
I got told I had big eyes, and asked why my hair was purple, got lied to allot, got rained on, and ultimately laughed, allot. Certain friends do drink a littttle too much though, no your limits lovlies!
This morning, I want to veg out, and buy summery clothes, regardless of the fact the weather is completely vile outside, I feel the need for some sun glasses and sandles, I'd look out of place, but what's new!
We're *still* trying to sort out our trip to brighton, it's not that hard is it, just book it, christ almighty! Everything's a mission!
I have nothing else to say.
Saturday, 27 February 2010
Day 3.. part TWO
I seem to be getting into this blogging lark.. seems that writing down all my drivvle is somewhat invigorating..
I watched a bit of Glee, then spent the next hour being grumpy.. there's no reason what-so-ever for my grump.. so I have decided to snap myself out of it and chin up! I've put Artic Monkeys on, and I shall force this smile on my face.
I have noticed I do this allot, ".." this needs to stop.
Nothing like some loud music and some dodgey dance moves to cheer me up! I just hope my momentary sulk hasn't put everyone else off of going out, which it seems to have! Naughty gekkos blending into my mood!
I *should* go down Orpington to buy some boring things, but boring things don't make me smile, so I shall continue to shake my whammy fanny for a while!
It's bloomin' freezin in this house, possibly due to the fact I didn't turn the heating on till moments ago, and it's winter, go figure.
Well, pretty sure I've said everything that's popped into my head over the last 5 mins, so I shall fuck off now. EXCELLENT.
I watched a bit of Glee, then spent the next hour being grumpy.. there's no reason what-so-ever for my grump.. so I have decided to snap myself out of it and chin up! I've put Artic Monkeys on, and I shall force this smile on my face.
I have noticed I do this allot, ".." this needs to stop.
Nothing like some loud music and some dodgey dance moves to cheer me up! I just hope my momentary sulk hasn't put everyone else off of going out, which it seems to have! Naughty gekkos blending into my mood!
I *should* go down Orpington to buy some boring things, but boring things don't make me smile, so I shall continue to shake my whammy fanny for a while!
It's bloomin' freezin in this house, possibly due to the fact I didn't turn the heating on till moments ago, and it's winter, go figure.
Well, pretty sure I've said everything that's popped into my head over the last 5 mins, so I shall fuck off now. EXCELLENT.
Day 3..
I think maybe counting the days is making this harder.. but it's a habit I'm gonna struggle to shake now!
I have my first follower.. !!! Amy.. HI AMY!! So things are looking up.
I got up to pee.. (overshare??) and then mother made me fix the ever breaking computer.. so it's now too hard not to check out some shopping website's, I want some little flat grey ankle boots.. I haven't seen any I like though.
But I must get my priorities right..Australia holiday, and learning to drive.. they're important things that I must save money for.. either that, or I become a hooker.
It's allot of the besties birthday's coming up, which means I hafta visit shops to buy presents, right in the line of temptation!
Right I must leave before I see pretties that I want! Back to bed :) s'what Saturdays are for!
I have my first follower.. !!! Amy.. HI AMY!! So things are looking up.
I got up to pee.. (overshare??) and then mother made me fix the ever breaking computer.. so it's now too hard not to check out some shopping website's, I want some little flat grey ankle boots.. I haven't seen any I like though.
But I must get my priorities right..Australia holiday, and learning to drive.. they're important things that I must save money for.. either that, or I become a hooker.
It's allot of the besties birthday's coming up, which means I hafta visit shops to buy presents, right in the line of temptation!
Right I must leave before I see pretties that I want! Back to bed :) s'what Saturdays are for!
Friday, 26 February 2010
Day 2..
You may notice there isn't a blog titled day 1.. you'd be right, I only created my blog on day 2.
Day 2 of what? Day 2 of not spending all my wages on shopping..
I've paid all my bills, put some in to my savings.. and now I have that shopping urge. Urge doesn't seem like a strong enough word.. it's a compulsion, a need.
There are lots of pretties on www.loveheartsandcrosses.com that I need.
There's nothing like the postman turning up at work, with a package I need to sign for, then me ripping it open in pure unadulterated glee! Nothing beats that feeling.
Do I have a problem? Yes..
Will I give in? Who knows.. but for now.. no, as lunch time is over in 11 minutes.. I'm a speed shopper, but not that much of a speed shopper!
Day 2 of what? Day 2 of not spending all my wages on shopping..
I've paid all my bills, put some in to my savings.. and now I have that shopping urge. Urge doesn't seem like a strong enough word.. it's a compulsion, a need.
There are lots of pretties on www.loveheartsandcrosses.com that I need.
There's nothing like the postman turning up at work, with a package I need to sign for, then me ripping it open in pure unadulterated glee! Nothing beats that feeling.
Do I have a problem? Yes..
Will I give in? Who knows.. but for now.. no, as lunch time is over in 11 minutes.. I'm a speed shopper, but not that much of a speed shopper!
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