There's a dead Gorilla on the ice.

Comedy Gala yesterday was SO good. I recommend that everyone watches it on Monday. My cheeks were hurting from laughing, and I think I toned my stomach a bit too :)

I love Rob Brydon too much. I also developed more of a love for Noel Fielding, he cracks me up so much, the way his brain works is fantastic (I say this as it's quite like mine) Sean Lock was amazing too. There wasn't one person on there (okay one.. Katie Price.. ) that didn't make me laugh! I recommend highly to all.

Looking forward to Easter weekend, FOUR DAYS OFF IN A ROW!!! As you may detect, I cannot wait. I'm looking forward to doing allot f dancing, some drinking, and allot more laughing. And for those of you that are being beauty school drop-outs, BORE OFF.

This weather is so very miserable, I want some sunshine, it's so hard to drag yourself out of bed when this weather is just vile. If it snows, I SWEAR TO GOD, I will kick someone in the face.

I yawn therefore I am.

Been sleepy today, I think I suffered the loss of yesterdays hour today. DAM YOU CLOCKS. I agree with Jason Manford, in October we should put the clocks half hour back and be done with it!!

I have stuff I should be doing, booking my theory test, getting travel insurance, present browsing for my dearests, putting my stuff I need for *COMEDY GALA* tomorrow in my bag. The list goes on. But instead I am watching Fresh Prince of Bel Air, and thinking about what I should be doing. Productive.

I really need to go get my microdermal taken out, :(, but I don't want too unless I can afford to have atleast one more. I don't like loosing a piercing.

I have done some step-ups today, back on mission get-fit. I need a bikini worthy body by Australia, I may have like 6 months, but I think I should definately start now, it's gonna take some work, and I am VERY lazy.

Yesterday I made a few purchases in Bromley, some pretty tights, a jumper, and some sun glasses, YES I know it's meant to snow, but whatever, I wanted to buy atleast one summery thing!

Back to the Fresh Prince..

I'm gonna knock you ouuuuttt, mumma said knock you ouuuut.

There's no reason for today's title, other than it's a tune.

OMG, I just fell on the floor in excitement, actually off of my chair laying on the floor excitement. JONATHAN CREEK NEXT WEEKEND. Yessssssssssssssssssssssssss.

In other less exciting news, I haven't blogged for a few days, I haven't felt that typing urge, but today, I am BORED. I had to make the decision whether to spend this weekend at a friends uni, at bultins, or at home doing nothing, I opted for the sensible option and stayed at home doing nothing, and I am bored fruitless.

So Wednesday I went to see Shutter Island with Laura, was quite good, a few twists and turns, but I did guess what was going to happen (I don't know whether we were meant to guess or not though) but overall I enjoyed. I did have a few absent moments during the film, where I pondered the moth flying around, the sploshy mark on the ceiling, and whether or not to get my lip pierced. The last point is one I have not decided on yet. I want it, the majority of people say I shouldn't, (which kinda makes me wanna do it more) they're just close minded, that or they think it won't suit me!

Thursday, I was asleep by nine! After watching Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs. My conclusion, Snow White is a bitch, she befriends the dwarfs, and they grow to love her, the mourn over her death, and build her an amazing coffin, then she meets a bloke and leaves them all to live in squalor. She is one of my least favorite Disney princesses.

I feel I should tell you about Bus Biscuit Lady, (who barely deserves capital letters at the beggining of her name, as she is as pointless as an inanimate object, like a rock, or a broken dvd player), this woman, (I have mentioned her before in my blogs) is the BAIN of my bus ride. She gets on, and chomps her biscuits, and leaves crumbs everywhere. But anyway, she was sitting over the isle from me, after chomping her biscuits and downing some water, and dropped her umbrella, it made a bang, so instinctivly I looked up, the lady next to me went to pick it up for her, but Biscuit got there first, and whilst she was sitting back up, she caught my gaze, sat up, then turned around to look me up and down, with a look of disgust on her face. Now I did check, and I had no boogers, or anything rancid on my face, so her only reason for doing this, is because she is pure evil. Had there not have been a woman sitting next to me I would have reached over and tapped her on the shoulder (as she was wearing headphones) and asked her what the EFF her problem was, but there was a woman next to me, so I just starred at her for the entire bus ride, and I could see she could see me in the corner of her eye, but she was too chicken poo to turn around, and when I was getting off, I stodd right next to her and starred, but I got no eye contact. BELIEVE ME Bus Buscuit BITCH it is GAME ON. And I will trip you over, and hope you land on your little ratty face, and get that way too short fringe stuck on some sticky chewing gum on the floor.

Wow, that was a longer rant than I had planned.

Depressing much..

Stephen Gately tribute.. not something I wanted to watch. I didn't like boyzone ever, but everytime I see them without Stephen Gately I want to cry like a bitch. They just look in pain. So I had explicitly planned NOT to watch this, but mother REFUSES to turn it over. (She doesn't like boyzone either, but Robbie Williams is gonna be on) Ahe also keeps crying. Why torture yourself with this blooming program!!

In other news, found out what's wrong with..him.. and it's all self inflicted, so I lack sympathy. Yeah I'm a cold hearted bitch, but whatever.

Saw my little wifey which was nice, had a catch up. Plesent times.

But overall, this hasn't been the most eventful weekend of all. I watched Prince Caspian which makes me happy. I haven't watched New Moon yet even though it was delivered yesterday! Maybe I'll wait for Laura to come over to watch it. I'm thinking out-type.

I want toast with seeds. Just had a magnum, The diet restarts tomorrow. SKINNY I WILL BE.

This has been a VWERY uninteresting blog, and for this, I apologise.

A day of up's and downs..

I had rage (there's a surprise) it seems since I changed my blogs name, I seem to be moaning more. WEIRD.

Work made me want to jump off a cliff, luckily for all of you, I made it to write another blog. I am SERIOUSLY fed up of being spoken to like I'm a retard though. It wears very thin!

Then I got home, my mood was improving as I shook my whammy fanny to the sounds of the 90's mash up album! Then the there was a message on the house phone, for mum to call my grandma.. so she did, and grandma says that.. he.. is ill. Don't really know how to react, I don't like..him.. but I feel bad for not feeling anything. When I heard her on the phone, I thought he might be dead, it wouldn't surprise me, so it was a small shock that he wasn't. She must be worrying though, as she's even phoned my granddad, who she hasn't spoken to, in I'd guess at about 30 years.. I feel guilty for not feeling anything, all I feel is pity for my grandma.

THEN.. I got a text from one of my favorites, to look on my doorstep, and there, all pretty and amazing, were some beautiful flowers, and a curly wurly. Kerry is THE best. I love you dizzle!

So this has lifted my mood immensley, I looked like the cheshire cat..

This weekend, I am doing nothing, lets hope I don't go out of my mind with boredom. Hoping to see the wife at some point though, so woowoo.

That is all.

Two blogs in one night, that's just how I roll..

I have RAGE. So I feel the need to write a blog.

When did human beings become such complete and utter waste of spaces, I hope my apocalypse theory (that all this mental weather happening all over the world of late) is correct, and we're gonna start again from scratch.

People are SO corrupt! Since when is it okay, to be provocative to others behind your "loved ones" back, when is it okay to slag off your "loved one" to others, and since when did people start accepting this as a fact of life and thinking it's okay (and letting other people make mugs of them)! When you're with someone, it should be because you don't want anyone else, not because you want to bide your time untill someone better comes along, or because you can get away with messing around behind their back!

Noone mates for life anymore, they just bump uglies at every opportunity, no matter how ugly the uglies are! Just for the sake of it, even if they know they won't remember it in the morning.

I wish I was born a few decades ago, when people fell in love, not lust.

I wish people could just be honest eachother, and not push the boundaries of the relationships because they're so untrusting and pathetic.

Untill I meet someone that shares me views, I shall remain single. ERGO forever.

RANT OVER.

Lots of rage.. against the machine, against the colleagues.. against anyone who dares to breathe..

WOW.. My work buddies have had a grumpy few days, I haven't actually been too bad, which is a shocker.. but they have been, quite, tetchy, so I did the adult thing, and plugged my headphones on and pretended it wasn't happening (Thank the saweeeeet lord for inventing an ipod!) :) It's funny how a printer can rule peoples lives so much, is was creating real rage ('cause it's broken) I must admit though, it was annoying.

My dresses from boohoo came, they're lovely, have to try them on later, so hopefully they'll look nice, as I really dislike sending things back, so they will sit in my wardrobe, unworn and unloved, untill I give them away.

Spoke to Amy which was nice, can't wait to go to Oz to see her!! Gonna book like, NEXT WEEK.. WEEEEE!! Need to get myself a bikini body, as at the mo it's still a hibernation body!

I still feel okay about my previous cryptic blog, which I am still not disclosing the details of! But.. GO ME. Who'd have ever thought it.. not me, that's for shiz!

Mother is slaving in the kitchen cooking a nice, yet not exactly diet worthy lasagne for dinner, nom nom NOM.

Cannot BELIEVE Jon is gonna have a baby in a weeks time, well not Jon, Emma I guess, either way, WOW, who'd have thought that. Life is full of surprises. Never would have guessed he'd be living in Oz, in his own house, with a girlfriend and a baby, when he was that little horrid school boy knocking everyones wing mirrors off haha. Oh the good old days!

I don't think anything else note-worthy happened today, my cheese was moudly :(

Ooops..

Well.. I just did something, that I thought I'd never do. That I haven't done ever, in the whole three years. Wow..

Was kinda horrible, but I didn't cry, or freak.. but I am kinda hot and panicy..

It's a good sign, that I'm getting there. It was a silly thing to do though. Maybe it will help.

How cryptic am I??

I just have to write how I feel down, to stop me from telling anyone, otherwise I may get upset. I don't feel any tears atall even brewing in the background though. So that's a good sign.

In summary, I have been a very silly girl for rather a while, but as of last summer, I am not that silly girl anymore, and slowly, I am getting better :)

It's happy to know there's light at the end of the tunnel.. it was a veryyy long tunnel..

P.s, I sound like I was a drug addict?? I wasn't.

Memory's

I've decided to change the name of my blog, from "constant moaning" to "memoirs of a mash potato" I'll tell you why..

Today I was reading through my old emails, like really old, 04/05, allot of them were making me laugh, but a few of them, I have NO memory of, and they're not insignificant ones, they're things other people remember.. like an email of a massive msn conversation I had with my dear friend Grant, we rowed, about me wanting to uninvite his girlfriend to my 18th party.

Kerry then asked (back in present time) whether I remembered Grant and Jane having a big row when we painted our 6th form common room. NOPE, not even a glimmer of a memory.

Nor do I remember having good friendships with some of the people there where email's from.

Nor do I remember fancying some people that I seem to have emailed about fancying.

ERGO my memory is SHITE.

I shall make my blog more like a diary, less of a rant. Something I can look back on, and it can help me remember the fun, and not so fun times that I have lived through!

So today, I went to work, everyone was a bit stroppy, Kev was off sick, that's it.

Well that's a day to remember isn't it. The only interesting conversations worth writing about are the above ^^^

And the email which made me laugh most of all "AND YOU BETTER FIND MY FUCKING WHITE SHOES" haha, the good old days.

I did order two dresses from boohoo.com, it was a neccessary purchase, I have allot of nights out and birthday's in April, and we all know how I feel about recycling outfits. I will have to for atleast two of the nights. I'll try and jazz them up maybe :S but I'm hardly Gok..

P.S bus biscuit lady was on the bus today, she gives me rage, WHO IN THEIR RIGHT MIND eats 7 digestives for brekfast, with only water to wash it down. FILTH.

Workin' 9 - 5..

Well 10 past 9 - 5 today, as I was late :)

I had a driving lesson you see, brrrruuuumm, I stalled.. :-| but I also did a some-what amazing turn in the road! (This is only my second lesson, so I think I deserve ALLOT of praise)

I got more BEADS delivered, they are SO PRETTY.. I'm gonna make something tonight, the excitement is overwhelming.

I just got told off for being a distraction.. RAHUUUUDE! But I am one :)

You're having my baaaaaaaaby..

Tell me how I'm supposed to breathe with no nose..

My nose is out of action, filled to the brim with snot. Had a rubbish night sleep, and I lack energy. This is bad times.

On the plus I bought new bed sheets.. goodness me I have an exciting life.

There really is nothing for me to blog about today, but I feel so bored that I thought I'd write down my thoughts.

I'm starting to have an obsession with Cam Gigandet or whatever his name is. I wore my twilight T-shirt to bed, just so he was in bed with me.. haha, I have an undying urge to bite him.

Goodbye.

So self-aware, so full of shit, so indecisive, so adamant..

That's ME!

Well, this is a late night for me, considering I feel like quite a vast vat of crap, I have no idea why I'm still up. Other than because I'm listening to the glee soundtrack.. that's just how homosexual I am.

I had loads of things that popped into my head to write, but as soon as I opened this page *poooof* they've gone.

Going to pick up mum's mothers day pres tomorrow, I mug that I painted for her, it looked like a crock of crap before it was glazed, so wonder what it looks like now :-| Think it might be one that gets "accidently" broken.

Been talking to a few of my favorites tonight, cakes, having indepth gleechats. Boy Ashley, playing the victim as usual. Good times.

I'm really very tired but just cannot tear myself away from my ipod. Enjoying a little headphone blast, my bottom has moulded like plastecine (but without the smell) rather nicely to my chair.. I may collaspe when I stand up.

I'll go once the 90s mash-ups album has finished downloading, another boogie fest with that one I feel.

It's all about the music that makes you feel good.

Yummy yummy yummy I have potatoes in my tummy.

Today I have been a big fat BEAST. Mcdonalds for lunch, jacket potatoes for dinner. It's so hard eating healthy when ya have a cold!

Had my first driving lesson today, well not my first one ever in the world, but my first one for like 4 years. It went well, I screamed a little bit, and got a small amount of road rage, but I took off without stalling etc :) Got another one on Monday. I'll be going on road trips all over the country in no time! Where to visit??

Oh I watched Lock Stock for the first time the other day, Rob Brydon is in it, noone told me this, I would have watched it much sooner. I love him. I wish him to be my father. I think I'll write to him and propose this!!

OH OH OH top news of the DAY.. ECLIPSE TRAILOR!!!! Too exciting, I watched, I loved. I can't wait. I fancy taking a week off work to re-read the books, I don't get round to reading much, I should prob do it instead of watching so much TV, but TV takes allot less effort. I'll be seeing cube shaped pea's soon enough!

Discussing my pending trip to Devon to see my beautiful cousin for her birthday. I can't wait, we will rave up big style.. BUT I will have to sort a certain person out when down there, as this person is not declaring his adoration of her publicly, which upsets me. I shall leave this person nameless though.

Bath time I feel.

P.S I have ordered more beads! Jewellary making could prove to be en expensive habit!

Snot Blog

This blog will be based mostly around me moaning about the fact, I have a cold. I feel like bum, I cannot sleep, and my nose is sore from repeated wiping, not to mention, I am on constant edge, incase I do the dreading snot sneeze, ya know, the one that takes you by surprise and covers and top lip, and anything directly infront of you, in lots of rank snot. This is my biggest fear. Ever since I did it at primary school, infront of the whole dining hall, paniced and ran out, overlooking the tissue I could have grabbed in my pocket. OH the humiliation.

On a lighter note.. BEADS.. I am OBSESSED now, thanks to my good friend Kerry, with BEADS, and making my own jewells, I ordered the tools etc yesterday, and in my lunch hour today, created a rather pretty (even if I do say so myself) bracelet. It's a pretty smiple one, but I have allot of idea's buzzing around my head for other ones, and after I finish bloggering, I shall order some more bits.

Joy's got me itching for another tattoo after I watched her get one yesterday, it looks rather pretty, even if it isn't finished yet, but I just don't know what one to get yet! Mustn't rush into that decision.

NCIS is on tonight, this makes me VERY happy, although means I have to stay up till the grand hour of TEN O CLOCK.. I'm not sure I'll manage, what with the way I'm feeling right now!

I'm not sure I have anything else to say right now, so goodbye from me, wish me luck with the not snotting thing..

Buy me diamonds and rubies, I'm crazy 'bout Bentleys

A long lyric to sum up my feeling.

It's an exageration, I don't want diamonds or rubies, just some pretty shoesies or costume jewels, and I don't mind buying it myself either, infact that's half of the thrill, but I just MUST NOT.

I did buy myself THE most amazing nail varnish the other day, was delivered today, OPI's Mad as a Matter, it's as amazing as it looks in the pictures! It's made me a smiley lady! I want to paint my walls with it, my eyes may explode due to the sheer prettiness of it, but it would be worth it.

Have to cook my own dinner tonight :-| we know how I despise doing this. SELFISH MOTHER TRYING TO HAVE A LIFE!! Fish and rice is my choice of nom noms, simple and quick. EXCELLENT.

Was going to go for a jog tonight, but I changed my mind, these ankles are just not made for jogging, not to mention I hate the feeling of my bumper wobbling when I move to fast! Feels like it's stretching with every stride. I'll stick to my step-ups on the stairs for now!

ALICE TOMORROW!!!!!!

Day 5!

So last night, I caved, now be fair on me, it was only some DVD's, and there is logic.. I bought them, so I have something to do, and don't go out as much, ergo, spend less money! But it did feel good, I saw some lovely River Island dresses I need.

Now I don't actually have any nights out for March planned, therefore I suppose I can make do with the things I already have, but April may be busy for nights out, so this could pose a problem.

I am *so* excited to see Alice in Wonderland Friday, I actually cannot wait. I have been waiting for this for years. Alice has been a love of mine since I was tiny, and I read the book about 2 years ago, it was sometimes hard to read, but really worth it, I got lost in Wonderland with Alice.

Been dieting today, well calorie counting, can't really call two bits of choccie fudge cake dieting, but being more aware of what I'm eating is a good start. And I've been doing some light exercise, just to keep my heart rate up, so I burn calories more efficiently, bikini body, HERE I COME. It's good to have something else to focus on aswel as not shopping, concentrating on being thin and being able to buy a size 8 again, that would be AMAZING.

BYE NOW.