Saturday, 15 May 2010

Do I stress you out, my sweater's on backwards and inside out..

I haven't blogged since bugger knows when, I am therefore a bad bad person!

Now I shall rant.. Saturday's, I like to spend them, in bed, or out shopping, or with fun people, or just slobbing about. Today.. I am waiting for some DICKY engineers to come and fix our house.. they were MEANT to come on Tuesday, but didn't, so were promised for today. 9:15, mum calls them, they say they're outside.. 10:00.. are they here yet?? 3 guesses.. So I call, and apparently he got called away on an urgent job, so they're trying to find someone to cover him now.. EXCELLENT.. so I could have slept for ATLEAST two more hours.

It's a lovely sunny day, and I'm waiting in for THIS. They're getting gob-tea if they ever turn up.

In other news, Brighton last weekend was a bundle of laugh's, (that sounds sarcastic, it's not meant to be) now the weather was dog poops, but we had yummy lunch, did some shopping, of course I bought a new dress, managed to sneak Sam into the hotel even though she wasn't meant to be.. CRIMINALS! Spent about 6 hours getting ready, and having a sing-song in the mirror.. had soe scrummy shots in Vodka Revssss, and danced to some AMAZINGLY cheesey 90's pop. 5ive I love you! Then went to Oceana, which, well, is awful, the music is okay.. but the people, it's like a tramp fest, horrid trampy scabs everywhere, no I do not want to hold your hand, and no I do not want you to grab my arse, DO ONE. Then we snuck Sam back into the hotel, and me and Dizzle watched some Vampire Diaries, amazing way to finish a night.

Next day we packed up, I nearlt left my camera and my hair dryer in the room, but this crisis was averted.. me and Dizzle watched Something for the Weekend, and she banged on the wall for a good while. Then we went and faffed around for half hour while the girls decided where to eat, bought a windmill, and left.. There was a small hiccup with paying for the carpark, and starting the car, but we made it home safe and sound, and noone wet theirselves on the way home :) Happy days!

This week I have left like crap and had a day off work, dam evil headache! But I managed to pass my theory test which is happy news. And as a reward, I got a unicorn :) :)

I don't think I have anything else to blog about. Apart from my RAGE.

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Thursday, 6 May 2010

Let's go to a rave and behave like we're tripping simply because we're so in love.

*boogie woogie woogie*

Shaking my bootie on lunch! Woowoowoo. I'm in a better mood than I was yesterday. Yesterday I had rage with life. I realised that I have 0 monies spare every month (almost) which is so sad. I need to buy pretties, and I cannot buy pretties if I have 0 monies. But.. getting rage about it won't make the situation any better, I'll just have to become a gambler and a drunk. It's the only way of surviving.

The apocolypse is still going strong, a bug, FELL from the ceiling, and infront of me, he was trying to get in my mouth to take over my body, but he didn't, I'm bugless.

I have a small headache, I think it's due to the stink of petrol outside. Stupid lawnmower man.

Sometimes, I wish people would STOP SPEAKING, well not stop, just turn the fucking volume down. I don't want to hear your conversations all day long, perlease I do not give a bum.

Should be seeing the scrabbit tonight. I think I'll draw on her.

P.s I'm smitten.

Sunday, 2 May 2010

Killing time..

I'm writing this, for no other reason than to kill time whilse I'm waiting for Ushers album to upload to my phone, so I can listen to his "funky jams" whilst I bathe.

If I'm honest, I don't have much to say.

My crusty face is starting to get on my nerves now, my lip is less exploded, so :) but if the ball falls out of it again, I will go mental.

Had a super time at Tony's 21st bash, was a laugh to be with all the girls (pretty much) for once, rather than just a handful. I miss some of them x 100. When I got home I realised I had attempted to burn the house down, and failed, luckyly, by leaving my hair dryer on for a good 6 hours.. WHY my mum didn't hear this I do not know. My room was like a sauna when I got in, and my deoderant had melted :( how my bed didn't burst into flames, I do not know. I am a spanner.

I have a pony :) :) :) her name is Rainbow Dash, and she is beautiful. I love her more than lemon juice. Which is quite allot. I like lemon juice.

It's been raining allot.

That's all I have to say, and my music still isn't done..