Monday, 21 June 2010

I'm Luke I'm 5 and my dad's Bruce Lee..

I wish for the above song to GET OUT OF MY EFFING HEAD.

My weekend consisted of lots of Benjamin, some Nanny, some curry, some pizza, lots of chocolate, The Sims 3, and plently of sleeping. so over-all, a good weekend.

I terrorised Benjamas in his sleep, which makes me one VERY amused girl, but now I'm scared for his revenge.

I'm craving another piercing, but where?? It's a hard decision to make.. There's so many I want.

I don't really have much else to write about to be honest. EXCEPT for my love of the tramp I spoke to on Saturday night, he was so cool. I miss him. Although he wouldn't accept my gift of a rose.

Sunday, 13 June 2010

Back by popular demand..

I have been a BAD mash potato and haven't written for a number of weeks.

Now when I say "black by popular demand" I mean Joy complained about my lack of bloggery. So bundles, I am very sorry.

This won't be an interesting blog, as I'm in a good mood, and I only write amusing blogs when I have rage, normally bus-rage.

Catch-ups.. It's been a month since I have written, do you think I can remember everything I have done? If you do, then you clearly do not know me very well atall, my sieve-like memory can definately go no further back than 2 weeks ago, so I'll go with that..

Devon, I went to Devon for my georgous cousin Stacey's 18th birthday celebrations, I won't lie, the trip was long, and felt even longer as I was surrounded by leprechaun childeren, singing, loudly, in the QUIET carriage, I did however, refrain from bludgeoning them, so that's a plus, man-slaughter won't look good on my CV. Was lovely to see my family, and had lots of laughs, went out in Plymouth. I have a feeling I may have drunk a liiiiittle too much that night, as allot of it is gone from my memory, and I still have no idea whether I was actually sick, or whether it was an odd lie that I was telling everyone. Either way, I had fun, I think.

Last weekend I saw Benjamas :), then saw Flobbster, which was nice, had some food and got excited about Australia, and saw Boy Ashley, which was a some-what disturbing experience due to the film we saw. The Killer Inside Me. Do not see it if you want to be of sane piece of mind, I'm still not fully recovered from this violent happening.

This week I had a small life blip, went slightly mental, and cracked up, but also recovered from this swiftly and am now back to my usual, grumpy, but content, self. So woop. :)

This weekend, I again, saw Benjamas, made him some dinner, like the good girl that I am, and went to work with him to get mutilated. Two stabbings and one colouring-in later, and I'm a jolly girl. I'd be slightly jollier if my hand (which I got pierced) wasn't still bleeding a day and a half later. But fingers crossed it will stop sometime soon.

Today, I have done sweet F.A, moving from bed, to computer, to chair, to bed...repeat to fade.