Boring load of shit.

Blog neglecter, that's what I am.

I need to try and remember the past few weeks, so I can write them down, otherwise when I'm old, grey and senile I can look back at this and remember my life. Although knowing me, I'll still have no memory of it.

Right.. so a few weeks ago I'll start..

Had a LOVELY Thursday night dinner round Bundles yard, the first time I'd ever been there, it was delightful. She cooked for me and scrabbit, and we had chats. Then she tried to force me into going to her Ann Summers party, which incidently is this weekend, and I am NOT attending. She thought showing me a catelog full of corn on the cop dildos and other odd shaped squid-like creatures. I was left unconvinced.

That was the same week I went out with work, drunk some Pimms, and did a very bad fake-tan job when I got in.. this caused bundles many-a-laugh.

On the Friday of that week, I went out with some of the bestages up to London town, did some drunk dancing, lost Maria, nearly knocked the wife out with my elbow, nearly wet myself in Orpington high street, and took many an awful picture.

Next day, I don't remember, now I know I did something, HMMM, nope, it's gone.

The Sunday, Wireless festival, was somewhat excellent. Mr Hudson, was a massive disappointment, although he is amazingly beautiful, he might just be the most boring arrogant pretentious man on the face of the earth. All my hopes and dreams of marrying him have been shattered by wireless festival. Saw lots of other fabulous people, Lily Allen, Jay-Z, etc etc. AND saw actual real life celebs in REAL LIFE. Like, Lewis Hamilton, and GUS FROM EASTENDERS!!!! Was an amazing day. I could not have been dirtier when I got home, I was a different race. I had to have a midnight bath to remove all the filth!

The day after this, I had off of work, which is a rare speciality! Spent it with Benjamas, we went to London, had some lunchies, and THEN went to the museum with the massive chair. It was an ODD experience, lots of skulls and dead things. Bit creepy, but an interesting experience.

TBH I'm bored of relaying the past weeks weeks activities. So I give up.

It's fucking boring anyway. I have shit-all to write these days.