Friday, 26 March 2010

I'm gonna knock you ouuuuttt, mumma said knock you ouuuut.

There's no reason for today's title, other than it's a tune.

OMG, I just fell on the floor in excitement, actually off of my chair laying on the floor excitement. JONATHAN CREEK NEXT WEEKEND. Yessssssssssssssssssssssssss.

In other less exciting news, I haven't blogged for a few days, I haven't felt that typing urge, but today, I am BORED. I had to make the decision whether to spend this weekend at a friends uni, at bultins, or at home doing nothing, I opted for the sensible option and stayed at home doing nothing, and I am bored fruitless.

So Wednesday I went to see Shutter Island with Laura, was quite good, a few twists and turns, but I did guess what was going to happen (I don't know whether we were meant to guess or not though) but overall I enjoyed. I did have a few absent moments during the film, where I pondered the moth flying around, the sploshy mark on the ceiling, and whether or not to get my lip pierced. The last point is one I have not decided on yet. I want it, the majority of people say I shouldn't, (which kinda makes me wanna do it more) they're just close minded, that or they think it won't suit me!

Thursday, I was asleep by nine! After watching Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs. My conclusion, Snow White is a bitch, she befriends the dwarfs, and they grow to love her, the mourn over her death, and build her an amazing coffin, then she meets a bloke and leaves them all to live in squalor. She is one of my least favorite Disney princesses.

I feel I should tell you about Bus Biscuit Lady, (who barely deserves capital letters at the beggining of her name, as she is as pointless as an inanimate object, like a rock, or a broken dvd player), this woman, (I have mentioned her before in my blogs) is the BAIN of my bus ride. She gets on, and chomps her biscuits, and leaves crumbs everywhere. But anyway, she was sitting over the isle from me, after chomping her biscuits and downing some water, and dropped her umbrella, it made a bang, so instinctivly I looked up, the lady next to me went to pick it up for her, but Biscuit got there first, and whilst she was sitting back up, she caught my gaze, sat up, then turned around to look me up and down, with a look of disgust on her face. Now I did check, and I had no boogers, or anything rancid on my face, so her only reason for doing this, is because she is pure evil. Had there not have been a woman sitting next to me I would have reached over and tapped her on the shoulder (as she was wearing headphones) and asked her what the EFF her problem was, but there was a woman next to me, so I just starred at her for the entire bus ride, and I could see she could see me in the corner of her eye, but she was too chicken poo to turn around, and when I was getting off, I stodd right next to her and starred, but I got no eye contact. BELIEVE ME Bus Buscuit BITCH it is GAME ON. And I will trip you over, and hope you land on your little ratty face, and get that way too short fringe stuck on some sticky chewing gum on the floor.

Wow, that was a longer rant than I had planned.

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